my dietician fired me

1. 2018-06-27 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #41
   jer3552 Houston
   she was very nice about it, but would not reschedule me for another appt....she wanted me to be a success using he rules...I understand but I'm going to continue my way, but will eventually do her diet plan
2. 2018-06-27 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #42
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jer3552 she was very nice about it, but would not reschedule me for another appt….she wanted me to be a success using he rules…I understand but I'm going to continue my way, but will eventually do her diet plan

   
   You should have said "So I suppose a blow job is out of the question then" after she finished 'firing' you.
3. 2018-06-28 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #43
   jer3552 Houston
   i couldn't figure out why none of my neighbors noticed I lost weight, then I went to the mall last night and looked in a full length mirror and saw that I'm still pretty fat....damn it
4. 2018-06-28 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #44
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   That's crazy. How can they not notice a 50lbs difference??
5. 2018-06-28 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #45
   jer3552 Houston
   well ill just keep losing until they call me slim
6. 2018-06-28 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #46
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Good plan jerjer.
7. 2018-06-28 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #47
   jer3552 Houston
   I already have some loose skin and more to come, I'm going to see if the VA will help, cause my insurance will not
8. 2018-06-28 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jer3552 i couldn't figure out why none of my neighbors noticed I lost weight, then I went to the mall last night and looked in a full length mirror and saw that I'm still pretty fat….damn it

   
   Are you still wearing the same sized clothes? that might be why, go buy the next size (or 2) down.
   
   I find I don't get noticed when I wear my baggy jeans but get lots of wolf whistles when I wear my skinny jeans.
9. 2018-06-28 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #49
   jer3552 Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Are you still wearing the same sized clothes? that might be why, go buy the next size (or 2) down.
   
   I find I don't get noticed when I wear my baggy jeans but get lots of wolf whistles when I wear my skinny jeans.

   
   very good point, but I want to wait a bit more to buy some new clothes...I believe u right though....my clothes r baggy, but I'm holding off a while.
10. 2018-06-28 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jer3552 very good point,

    
    As are all my points.
11. 2018-06-28 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #51
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    hey e'vrbody!!
12. 2018-06-28 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #52
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    fuq you'all, then...
    
    
    
13. 2018-06-28 at 9:10 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by Applebottm fuq you'all, then…
    
    
    

    
    Okay.
    
    When?
    
    ;)
14. 2018-06-28 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #54
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    
15. 2018-06-28 at 9:19 PM UTC

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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by Applebottm

    
    This site is beginning to bore me.
    
    
    And I thought we had stupid threads on DH.
    
    
    
    These muther fuckers are retarted.
16. 2018-06-28 at 10:39 PM UTC

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    X💖X💖X Houston [my furthermore sighted triumph]

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover This site is beginning to bore me.
    
    And I thought we had stupid threads on DH.
    
    These muther fuckers are retarted.

    
    👍
17. 2018-06-28 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #57
    jer3552 Houston

    Originally posted by Applebottm fuq you'all, then…
    
    
    

    
    hi cutey pie
18. 2018-06-28 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #58
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover This site is beginning to bore me.
    
    
    And I thought we had stupid threads on DH.
    
    
    
    These muther fuckers are retarted.

    
    Not many left...lol.
19. 2018-06-29 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #59
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jer3552 ive lost 50 lbs since April 1st and she said I was losing it too fast…..got 80 more lbs to go…..she had some good tips, but never had to lose more than twenty lbs in her life…..ill try to carry on without her

    
    You lost 50 pounds in 12 weeks so far?
    
    How if you don't mind me asking. the average person looses about 2 pounds a week if lucky while on a strict diet. that would be less than half of what you have done so far. how are you losing nearly 4-5 pounds a week. that sounds unhealthy. are you on Rx strenth multi vitamins? because you can get cancer.
20. 2018-06-29 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You lost 50 pounds in 12 weeks so far?
    
    How if you don't mind me asking. the average person looses about 2 pounds a week if lucky while on a strict diet. that would be less than half of what you have done so far. how are you losing nearly 4-5 pounds a week. that sounds unhealthy. are you on Rx strenth multi vitamins? because you can get cancer.

    
    Bevause he prob weighs over
    300lbs
    When ur that heavy u cam lose like 40 in one month
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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