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I just got let go from my job I been at a week...

  1. #1
    ...because of some criminal background nonsense.

    It was going great and everything, I actually liked the place and received the first weeks pay into my bank accoount. And I even told the dude that interviewed me all about it and he said it was cool. I got hired in a week ago, been showing up and doing good work and then all of a sudden today, I get ushered away and told I failed the drug test (which I totally knew was't true and initially had me really pissed and confused and worried), so I called the lab, they couldn't tell me anything and told me to call the hiring manager person or whatever of the place, I call them and that's when I found out the drug test was ok, but I got let go because of my "criminal background".

    My conviction is "aggravated assault" because this one time 7 years ago, when I was just 2 weeks into being 21, I was drunk and being rowdy, making some obvious B.S. threats of violence, and just being a faggot, so my mom called cops. That got me aggravated assault on the technicality that since the other party felt they were in danger or something, it went down as aggravated assault.

    As a matter of fact just last year my parents hired a good law firm to get this bullshit expunged, and it's close to the time go ahead and file the expungement and be done with this shit. I asked the person at the place if I could still re-apply after I get it off my record, and they said I could, so hopefully I got a foot in the door with the work I put in and this will just a temporary set-back and I can get back to working there.


    Also TLN i'm still gonna pay you even in spite of all this, all this shit is 100% true not a bs story to dodge paying you.


    This is what's wrong with our society. Good people like me get rejected from doing good quality work and meanwhile the same company still goes ahead and hires riff-raff anyways.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I would add matricide to that aggravated assault charge.
  3. #3
    ^ Maybe after I tell my mom the bad news, since shes been so happy for me.
  4. #4
    TLDR; Life Is Bullshit.
  5. #5
    bling bling Dark Matter
    meet up gay men from cragslist for sex but instead stab thm in the face adn take all thier dollar percentage
  6. #6
    bling bling Dark Matter
    wtf it seemds as tho my predicimentz has onse again its become reality

    http://www.viralitytoday.com/Eerie-Video-Shows-Grindr-Serial-Killer-Taking-Victim-Home-Hours-Before-Death55/1?utm_source=2&utm_medium=305&utm_campaign=social

    it keeps happenidng
  7. #7
    Sorry to hear that Actor, pretty shitty of that place to run a background check AFTER they've hired you. This seems like something you would want to do before you go through the trouble of hiring employees. What if you were a kiddie diddler, and had already kiddied their diddlies? And really, that charge you have is nothing. What are they afraid of? If you had MULTIPLE aggravated assault charges, then I'd consider it a problem but one instance, years ago. Pffft.

    What kind of job was it?
  8. #8
    How is this not a Bill Krozby thread.
  9. #9
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, I was hoping this would lead to you being unable to pay TLN.

    ^ Maybe after I tell my mom the bad news, since shes been so happy for me.

    Definitely guilt the shit out of her, milk her for all she's worth. The holidays (present time) are coming up, this is an excellent opportunity.
  10. #10
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Sounds like me in Poland:"“I was deranged,” says Half-Life writer Marc Laidlaw of his decision to publish the plot of Episode 3 as fanfiction. “I was living on an island, totally cut off from my friends and creative community of the last couple decades, I was completely out of touch and had nobody to talk me out of it. It just seemed like a fun thing to do… until I did it.”"
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I blame Carla. That bitch.

    Sorry for your loss Actro. You should get a dishwashing job. They don't care about your criminal history. If anything, they ENCOURAGE it.
  12. #12
    Actor, you wanna be rich? Scarface started out with a dishwashing job.
  13. #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    How long did it take him to quit? Actor's been working menial labor for so long he's clearly never going to make it.

  14. #14
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    That would be a great sign to hang in front of a dishwasher.
  15. #15
    Loses job and says FUCK IT LETS START A BUSINESS. Just like me man, I quit my job and now I make more money doing less work.

    You have the spirit of an entrepreneur.
  16. #16
    Loses job and says FUCK IT LETS START A BUSINESS. Just like me man, I quit my job and now I make more money doing less work.

    You have the spirit of an entrepreneur.


    lemme guess, drugs?
  17. #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    So, if you assault someone, and they aren't afraid of you, that not aggravated assault. Good to know.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So, if you assault someone, and they aren't afraid of you, that not aggravated assault. Good to know.

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  19. #19
    lemme guess, drugs?

    not yet but I'm working my way up.
  20. #20
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