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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    like i just ate a yuuuuuuge meal at dennys
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I need some red robin in my lyfe
  3. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Sooo sooo tired.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    I been sleeping for 26 hours. Tired.
  5. Rivet Yung Blood
    just peachy
  6. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Fantastical! :)
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Absolutely senile after taking 4 naps and eating my vitamins today. Crap and-and my favorite tv show 'days our lives' comes on. Where's the remote control, shit. Gotta turn this motherfucker up. Happy summer. Happy, happy, happy. Yay.
  8. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys lungs with love lube as verification i will be required to feel you for myself.

    disrobe then perch yourself on the exam table in the position for your pelvic exam.

    no…both my hands arent on your knees.

    Youโ€™re insane. Lmao
  9. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Absolutely senile after taking 4 naps and eating my vitamins today. Crap and-and my favorite tv show 'days our lives' comes on. Where's the remote control, shit. Gotta turn this motherfucker up. Happy summer. Happy, happy, happy. Yay.

    Hey, Darrell. Didnโ€™t wanna skip over you without saying hello. ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜˜
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  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Hey, Darrell. Didnโ€™t wanna skip over you without saying hello. ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜˜

    It's ok, sweetheart. Hi babe. You're looking like a snack, ferrel though. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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  11. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Bored. Tornadoes and storms today so no work.
  12. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Is your avatar holding a dildo?
  13. Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Iโ€™m feeling good as hell. ๐Ÿ’•
  14. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Goooooooood
    Rollin Hooters for my friends birthdays
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Bored. Tornadoes and storms today so no work.

    Are you safe? Do you need help with anything.
  16. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Itโ€™s a downpour here, also, but super sunny at the same time.
  17. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Later
  18. Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Pretty sure Iโ€™ve got a nice new man in my life which we seem to be perfect for each other after 5 years or so of figuring it out. Plus I finally got laid, and it was awesome, so fuckin glad my body is over the withdrawal shit after so many years and my pussy is a faucet like usual again.

    Oh and I found out my old IUD being slightly out of place was the reason I never wanted to get laid because it sucked so much. Technically my new/old guy now would be way too much for me, but it went really well for the first test run with the new IUD being placed properly. Iโ€™m pretty excited to start getting laid regularly again.

    I may have already been in love with him like 5 years ago, but Iโ€™m pretty certain itโ€™s for sure now, and I know he wonโ€™t break my heart or do anything crazy to me. And he likes to put up with all my bullshit, amazingly.

    So yeah, shit is pretty fucking good. Fuck all of you.
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Well I'm happy for you. Hope your relationship lasts healthier than an ox.
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  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Ffs.

    I been feeling fucky a CPL of days now. I need to rest, but I got a lot going on rn.
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