2016-04-28 at 7:12 PM UTC
I want to make a device for the profit and the lulz where you can have drugs suspended about a toilet bowl, and if you are ever served with a search warrant, you can press a button on your smart phone or maybe some other remote control device that drops them into the toilet bowl and flushes them so that by the time the cops come in and know whats going on, all your contraband is gone.
i could sell it on the darknet incase people ever get a controlled delivery, just boom, press the button and youre home free
2016-04-28 at 8:42 PM UTC
Alternatively, you could just set up your home to have like 15 toilets and always keep all of your drugs on your person so if you get raided you are seconds away from toilet access.
2016-04-29 at 1:09 AM UTC
No dude, something with thermite.
2016-04-29 at 6:33 AM UTC
Fuck thermite just keep everything illegal in a catapult.
2016-04-30 at 10:34 PM UTC
toilet needs to be a high-volume type...not the newer low-volume pieces of junk
- shut off water to toilet at the valve
- empty bowl and tank by flushing and holding down the flusher. holding down the flusher keeps the valve/flapper/whatthefuckeveritscalled open to allow complete drainage. the toilet needs to be completely dry so use paper towels to sop up any remaining moisture
- once toilet is completely dry fill bowl and tank completely with whatever high-order solvent is most easily available. the actual type is for you to figure out on your own...something that wont evaporate too quickly...something that wont dissolve the toilet internals too quickly...something that wont smoke-out the house and kill everyone inside...etc
- if a raid happens, rush into the bathroom, lock the reinforced bathroom door, drop the raid-inducing substance into the toilet and allow to simmer for as long as reasonable. when its convenient, flush, and hold down the flushing lever...or if 'they're' at the door...flush. if 'they' are banging on the front door announcing their presence be sure to announce that youre presently taking a major shit after a long term diet of mexican and indian cuisine. they already know/expect their raid-buddy to instantly head to the crapper to flush their stash.
the solvent in the bowl will (if you picked the proper kind) dissolve what was dropped into it then flushing while holding down the flush-lever will chase it down with several gallons more solvent
- no, you cant use the toilet for its intended purpose any more
- any concern for the price of about 10 gallons of high-order solvent should quickly be remedied by checking out the prices of local bail-bondsman or proctologist able to sew an asshole back into a position of relative usefulness after spending some time in jail full of niggers.
