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The reason I do not do church.

  1. #21
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Those people are fucking stupid.

    When you're a creepy stalker leave that lady alone
  2. #22
    Every time I walk past a church I feel humbled
  3. #23
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Every time I walk past a church I feel humbled

    I'm starting to think you don't believe that
  4. #24
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    i think i only stepped into churches on 2 occasions, a wedding and a funeral.
  5. #25
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Go to church

    support a future Israel that is coming

    C: join the cake party. no one cares about the past it seems


    except never forget 9/11 because it's not one tribe behind it.. it's many false religious types utilizing religion and propaganda to control the moronic mass that believed in the Bush Speeches.

    it's clear Wassabiest (bush's close friends of his family) paid for this and covered up 28 pages that Bush and Cheney requested be redacted. WHO THE FUCK SAID OK TO THIS?
  6. #26
    That is one thing I can't stand about church. Israel and the jedis are ALWAYS RIGHT AND WE MUST PROTECT THEM AND SUPPORT THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS THE TRUTH

    If you're a Christian, the jedis hate you. It's even in their scripture iirc
  7. #27
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I go to church but not to talk to other people

    They all look at me like I'm going to shoot the place up

    Its hilarious getting there thirty minutes early, finding an empty row and sitting on the end, and watching people look for places to sit while my row remains empty because nobody wants to ask me to let them by

    i would sit behind you. directly behind you. and stair at the back of your head until you felt it. when you turn to me, I will smile and ask "How is this blessed day for you my friend"
  8. #28
    Don't lie.
  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I personally like church. When i used to go w my parents i met this older kid that would lick my friends and i up from skool during lunch and we'd drive around smoking weed and listening to slayer

    lolwut



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  10. #30
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Those people are fucking stupid.

    Based on that reason, you'd never go anywhere.
  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man The only thing I like about churches is the fact that if you turn them sideways they look like space ships





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  12. #32
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I'm telling on you to the Mormons for making fun of their Space Jesus.
  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you couldn't just thank the post for the lol it gave you like a normal person?



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  14. #34
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist you couldn't just thank the post for the lol it gave you like a normal person?



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    I didn't think space jesus was a funny lol moment

    but it was good photoshopping
  15. #35
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Those people are fucking stupid.


    You must have visited a Southern Baptist church.

    They aren't called the 'Chosen Frozen' for nothing.
  16. #36
    One good reason to go is to lift some money off the collection plate.
  17. #37
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One good reason to go is to lift some money off the collection plate.

    I've heard that very comment in rl recently. lol
  18. #38
    esbity African Astronaut
    I dont go because of the time and the guy that talks. All that time and he's talking, but to who? Being on my phone that long while sitting is shit. Why dont they have reclining seats?
  19. #39
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Those people are fucking stupid.




    according to PEW RESEARCH and several surveys among the universities, the majority of people in science [as in work in the field of science] believe in God and attend church. they claim their research brought them to this conclusion. and specifically the field of biologists have more believers than anyone else for their current discoveries with bacteria not actually evolving in a 60,000 generation study [bacteria has a life span of 4 to 6 months][and not a single test sample has ever evolved in 60k generations...basically, it's still only bacteria] AND in the study of DNA. the results have biologists believing in GOD more than actual evolution.


    in fact, more atheists come from other fields not related to science [English - Mathematics - Etc.]. it's believed that since the average ATHEISTS [[DOES NOT]] work within the field of science, they are not aware of current resolutions. the majority of atheist still believe in Darwinism.


    so, knowing that the majority of scientists and lab researchers believe in God, it's safe to conclude that reasoning is a step of faith. for you reason via your studies until you understand this was created by God, not an act of evolution.

    and much of why the Big Bang Theory is now being dismissed as B.S.!!
  20. #40
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man That is one thing I can't stand about church. Israel and the jedis are ALWAYS RIGHT AND WE MUST PROTECT THEM AND SUPPORT THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS THE TRUTH

    If you're a Christian, the jedis hate you. It's even in their scripture iirc



    the jediS should hate a Christian. look at these verses and then I will explain what they mean:

    Matthew 21:
    43 Therefore, I tell you that the Kingdom of God [[[[[will be taken away from you and given]]]]] to the kind of people that will produce its fruit!"

    Acts 13:
    46 However, Sha'ul and Bar-Nabba answered boldly: "It was necessary that God's word be spoken first to you. But since you are rejecting it and are judging yourselves unworthy of eternal life - why, we're turning to the Goyim!

    Galatians 3:
    28 there is neither jedi nor Gentile, neither slave nor freeman, neither male nor female; for in union with the Messiah Yeshua, you are all one.
    29 Also, if you belong to the Messiah, you are seed of Avraham and heirs according to the promise.



    Peter confirms Exodus 19:6 in 1 Peter 2:9

    9 But you are a chosen people, the King's cohanim, a holy nation, a people for God to possess! Why? In order for you to declare the praises of the One who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.

    Exodus 19:
    6 and you will be a kingdom of cohanim for me, a nation set apart.'These are the words you are to speak to the people of Isra'el."



    so what do these scriptures mean?

    Exodus 19:6 = Israel is God's chosen people

    Matthew 21:43 = Israel IS NO LONGER God's chosen people [and why they Reject Yeshua/Jesua for changing this]

    Acts 13:46 = this is being explained to the jediS, since they rejected Yeshua, they are no longer the CHOSEN PEOPLE, but the converted jedis and Gentiles ARE NOW THE CHOSEN PEOPLE = SPIRIUAL ISRAEL

    Galatians 3:29 = explains that prophesy no longer is about the [[[[physical Israel]]]], but now it is about the converts to Christ = Spiritual Israel.

    1 Peter 2:9 = takes Exodus 19:6 and claims this now means Spiritual Israel, not physical Israel.

    so Revelations is about Spiritual Israel, not physical Israel!!



    this is why the jediS hate Christians or followers of Yeshua [Gentiles]!!
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