The reason I do not do church.

1. 2018-04-08 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Those people are fucking stupid.
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2. 2018-04-08 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You should take advantage of their stupidity. WE should.
3. 2018-04-08 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Church is chill you can meet cute girls that are stupid (=) easy to fuck
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4. 2018-04-08 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I personally like church. When i used to go w my parents i met this older kid that would lick my friends and i up from skool during lunch and we'd drive around smoking weed and listening to slayer
5. 2018-04-08 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ You should take advantage of their stupidity. WE should.

   
   I'll take advantage and put your orfices to good use if you undress and stick your ass up hella high into the air you hoetard
6. 2018-04-08 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i met this older kid that would lick my friends and i up from skool

   
   That explains a lot actually
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7. 2018-04-08 at 7:02 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I find the pews uncomfortable. Also, I'm not allowed back after the fires.
8. 2018-04-08 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #8
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Church is for people who miss being in a click after high school.
   I got kicked out from Sunday school for asking questions the teacher could not answer.
9. 2018-04-08 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #9
   Unnamed Scholar Yung Blood
   i used to be a jehovas witness
10. 2018-04-08 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only thing I like about churches is the fact that if you turn them sideways they look like space ships
    
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11. 2018-04-08 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm starting to like this guy
12. 2018-04-08 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Church is for people who miss being in a click after high school.
    I got kicked out from Sunday school for asking questions the teacher could not answer.

    
    Not really...
13. 2018-04-09 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanted to steal a church once.
14. 2018-04-09 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats The only thing I like about churches is the fact that if you turn them sideways they look like space ships
    

    
    Haha, this is great. Im gonna get high and spend hours looking at sideways churches on Google now
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15. 2018-04-09 at 8:46 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Juicebox Haha, this is great. Im gonna get high and spend hours looking at sideways churches on Google now

    
    Make a collage, native American.
16. 2018-04-09 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #16
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Blasphemy ..
    
    I used to love fellowship.. But the peapole count drop.. Were all in 2012pergatoryAnyways
17. 2018-04-09 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #17
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Make a collage, native American.

    
    Random thought
    
    
    Fuck u u commie fag
18. 2018-04-09 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #18
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Make a collage, native American.

    
    Just kidding
19. 2018-04-09 at 8:50 AM UTC

    #19
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gosh i hope so. What's gotten into you man, Jesus FUCK?
20. 2018-04-09 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Blasphemy ..
    
    I used to love fellowship.. But the peapole count drop.. Were all in 2012pergatoryAnyways

    
    I go to church but not to talk to other people
    
    They all look at me like I'm going to shoot the place up
    
    Its hilarious getting there thirty minutes early, finding an empty row and sitting on the end, and watching people look for places to sit while my row remains empty because nobody wants to ask me to let them by
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