What was your most recent bodily injury?

1. 2018-06-22 at 7:53 AM UTC

   #21
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Oh god, my fucking infection in my thigh/knee area that spread to the knee joint and femur bone, with an abcess developing in the fucking bone marrow, of all places. I had 3 surgeries for it in the last month. They had to drill out the abcess in the marrow. I'm gonna be on IV antibiotics for the next 6 weeks, at least, if not the rest of my life. fucking infections in joints or bones are never easy to get out, so i'm a little apprehensive about this shit. read my thread if you wanna know more about the crazy nursing home I'm in atm. it's fucking insane, but i won't go on derailing.
   
   Before all this, and i guess even now, i'm always getting minor cuts, bruises, and scrapes. i'm very independent, and being stuck unable to bear weight on my left leg and having to use a walker to hop around, and a wheelchair for long distances, i don't ask for help for shit, and just go doing shit myself, I am forever accidentally hurting my bad knee. Thankfully i have a wheelchair now, which i wouldn't even have and would have continued hopping around on one leg with my walker if not for a shitload of the other residents dragging me into physical therapy, and telling them i needed one, and it does help a lot, but i still use my walker to go to the bathroom and hobble out and around my floor.
   
   i got a bruise on my leg just the other day too, now I remember and i don't even know how I did it.
2. 2018-06-22 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #22
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I always walk into my tv stand other than that i seem to be breaking out on my temples a bit for some reason in the last few days. Ffs!!!
3. 2018-06-22 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   My skin is made of tempered steel so I don't get injured.
4. 2018-06-22 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL My skin is made of tempered steel so I don't get injured.

   
   no wonder you can withstand the amount of shame radiation that will kill a normal person instantly.
   
   hitchhiked into radiation.
5. 2018-06-22 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hellobadkitty Broke his cock sex to rough.

   
   My dad did this. He was bragging on the phone last night.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Hellobadkitty, 
   • Ensign Galm
6. 2018-06-22 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I had some ibuprofen and iced the injury. I don't know what I was being so dramatic about. Twist. That's a better description of what happened to my ankle. I twisted it and it almost feels better.
7. 2018-06-23 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]

   Originally posted by Ghost My dad did this. He was bragging on the phone last night.

   
   Surprised he wasn't crying that's some painful shit.
8. 2018-06-25 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock impregnated lannys dad nine months before he was born you are such a bitch. you cant even participate in a normal human activity without breaking yourself.
   
   i can only imagine all the damage done to your orifices and internal organs when your bf makes use of them.
   
   ive jumped out of 2-story windows in my bare feet (granted, i landed in grass), ive literally fallen from a 12-foot height and literally landed on my ass, and conducted countless other altitude-vs-gravity excursions with the worst injury being a sore knee for a few days. (walking on the roof of an abandoned shed that collapsed from old age)

   
   warning : if it sounds too good to be true, it prolly is.
9. 2018-06-25 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock impregnated lannys dad nine months before he was born no, he really is a full unterbottom.

   
   no, i meant your super human ability.
10. 2018-06-25 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Walked into the door frame.
    
    Also I have a small yellowish bruise jst above my knee. No clue how it got there.
11. 2018-06-25 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Smashed finger in car
12. 2018-06-25 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock lets lanny lick his balls and he likes it not seeing what youre trying to say…

    
    nevermind then.
    
    carry onn.
13. 2018-06-25 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by benny vader i broke my nails.
    
    these fucking zanick tier threads
    
    : :ad:

    all of them??
14. 2018-06-25 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #34
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by tee hee hee all of them??

    
    i only keep long nails on my pinkies.
    
    their best for earwax / nosewax removal.
15. 2018-06-25 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #35
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's hawt benny!
16. 2018-08-20 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Hit my shin on a f*cking grocery shopping cart.
17. 2018-08-20 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    All of you pussies need to man up and quit admitting that you can feel pain or be injured, back in my day you'd be hung up by your ears for talking like that.
18. 2018-10-09 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I hit my pinky from the top on the wall and heard a "crunch" but it's cool. It's not broken.
19. 2018-10-09 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I bent my dick
20. 2018-10-09 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got 8 stitches in my foot after cutting it on sheet metal.