My 5 year plan for life

1. 2018-06-25 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Get a bunch of heroin and become a break and enter artist and kick open every door in my city until I find an expensive antique spoon collection like this.
   
   
   
   Then instead of selling the spoons for dope I use them to cook up my shots and take pictures of the drugs in the spoon and mail them to the house I stole the spoons from. Then when I go through all the spoons I will break into their house and put the spoons back but now they will be all bent and burnt with heroin residue on them.
   
   And I will leave a note linking to this thread and saying "I FULFILLED THE DESTINY OF YOUR SPOONS!"
2. 2018-06-25 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   ShizNitty Houston
   Mine is to pay off my mortgage, buy a vacation home, open up another business. Finish school and finally get my masters and find a bitch to get my dick sucked
3. 2018-06-25 at 4:27 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by ShizNitty Mine is to pay off my mortgage, buy a vacation home, open up another business. Finish school and finally get my masters and find a bitch to get my dick sucked

   
   You should buy a really expensive spoon collection and tell me your home address.
4. 2018-06-25 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   ShizNitty Houston
   Thanks for the suggestion, but no thanks.
   
   
   That would be pretty high class shooting dope on some expensive antique spoons though ROFL I couldn't imagine
5. 2018-06-25 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   build my mushroom Empire big enough to buy the 7 acres behind my house them move my house to the 7 acres
6. 2018-06-25 at 4:40 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT build my mushroom Empire big enough to buy the 7 acres behind my house them move my house to the 7 acres

   
   You should grow rye on that 7 acres and let it get infected with ergot then sell the ergot to LSD chemists.