bling bling keeps coming to my house and laying eggs on my lawn

1. 2016-10-11 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get the fuck out of here you goddamned feather fag. I don't want any more of your eggs!
2. 2016-10-11 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #2
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   ur wife sed it wos O K
3. 2016-10-12 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go the fuck away! I'm calling the cops next time I see you hop that fence.
4. 2016-10-12 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I read somewhere if you collect enough of them something special will happen.
5. 2016-10-14 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   One question: are they scrambled, easy over, or sunny side up?
6. 2016-10-15 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   One question: are they scrambled, easy over, or sunny side up?

   
   One question, are YOU scrambled, easy over or sunny side up??!
   
7. 2016-10-15 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   One question, are YOU scrambled, easy over or sunny side up??!

   
   You don't want to anger me, son.
8. 2016-10-15 at 7:31 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They're sunny-side up.
   
   They're always sunny-side up.
   
   One dozen of them, every fucking day.
   
   I fucking hate you bling stop doing this please
9. 2016-10-15 at 10:22 AM UTC

   #9
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   How do they taste? Do they get you high?
10. 2016-10-16 at 4:05 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    dotn eat my babys
11. 2016-10-22 at 7:23 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    How do they taste? Do they get you high?

    
    I don't eat them. I wake up every morning to him shouting about "moogies" through my bedroom window, which is on the second floor.
    
    I am so tired of seeing his bare smooth ass hobble through my yard. I've tried calling the police but he's always in and out before they get here, and they say they can't do anything unless they catch him in the act. He keeps chewing all my cameras to shit.
    
    Bling, I'm having family stay over this week and if they see you, or your rancid eggs, I swear to god I will fucking shoot you. Please stop doing this to me.
12. 2016-10-22 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Eggs Blingadict.
    
    The holandaise sause has cannabis.