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bling bling keeps coming to my house and laying eggs on my lawn
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2016-10-11 at 4:56 AM UTCGet the fuck out of here you goddamned feather fag. I don't want any more of your eggs!
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2016-10-11 at 1:36 PM UTCur wife sed it wos O K
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2016-10-12 at 2:34 AM UTCGo the fuck away! I'm calling the cops next time I see you hop that fence.
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2016-10-12 at 3:07 AM UTCI read somewhere if you collect enough of them something special will happen.
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2016-10-14 at 3:28 PM UTCOne question: are they scrambled, easy over, or sunny side up?
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2016-10-15 at 12:43 AM UTC
One question: are they scrambled, easy over, or sunny side up?
One question, are YOU scrambled, easy over or sunny side up??!
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2016-10-15 at 4:31 AM UTC
One question, are YOU scrambled, easy over or sunny side up??!
You don't want to anger me, son. -
2016-10-15 at 7:31 AM UTCThey're sunny-side up.
They're always sunny-side up.
One dozen of them, every fucking day.
I fucking hate you bling stop doing this please -
2016-10-15 at 10:22 AM UTCHow do they taste? Do they get you high?
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2016-10-16 at 4:05 PM UTCdotn eat my babys
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2016-10-22 at 7:23 AM UTC
How do they taste? Do they get you high?
I don't eat them. I wake up every morning to him shouting about "moogies" through my bedroom window, which is on the second floor.
I am so tired of seeing his bare smooth ass hobble through my yard. I've tried calling the police but he's always in and out before they get here, and they say they can't do anything unless they catch him in the act. He keeps chewing all my cameras to shit.
Bling, I'm having family stay over this week and if they see you, or your rancid eggs, I swear to god I will fucking shoot you. Please stop doing this to me. -
2016-10-22 at 9:21 AM UTC