I am stranded at the Date Hotel

1. 2018-06-25 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It looks like he’s hanging on by his tongue
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2. 2018-06-25 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   Manonfire African Astronaut
   ^those lipsssz
3. 2018-06-25 at 1 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Yeah.. I can't find it either. but here is an awesome photo of goats fucking with gravity
   
   

   
   Wow lol
4. 2018-06-25 at 1:01 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Wow lol

   
   wow what, I told you all about mountain goats...
5. 2018-06-25 at 1:04 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wow what, I told you all about mountain goats…

   
   I know boo but i didnt actually look for pics..😶
   
   ...and really I didnt imagine it being THAT steep!!!!😲😨
6. 2018-06-25 at 1:08 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   The coolest goat...
   
   
7. 2018-06-25 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I know boo but i didnt actually look for pics..😶

   
   
   Um I sent you 17 pics of me with them in various states of undress
8. 2018-06-25 at 1:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   
   
   Move Bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way
9. 2018-06-25 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   URGENT NIS UPDATE.
   
   NIS NAVY CHICKENS trained by Pole himself are being flown in to the location as I type to extract our operative. We can't afford parachutes, so we hope the chickens land safely. Forty pounds of Bundy are also being sent to bribe the Indians.
10. 2018-06-25 at 1:14 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I dare you to trash that room
11. 2018-06-25 at 1:15 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um I sent you 17 pics of me with them in various states of undress

    
    Are sheep goats though?
12. 2018-06-25 at 1:15 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Are sheep goats though?

    
    No, I sent you the sheep pics, she got the goat ones.
13. 2018-06-25 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm on mini-vacation and something is wrong with my power steering or worse. I have found temporary refuge at the literal daterapehotel. This is New India country but I don't speak Lakota. The hill folk are onto me!! ! ! !!! !
    
    

    
    That's a pretty nice room...black light it and lets see how much jizz is on the ceiling and walls though
14. 2018-06-25 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Jizz is everywhere in hotel rooms. Should be use to it though
    
    Think of all the times your sweet mum gave you a kiss in the morning before school after blowing your dad...
    
    Or made your lunch with cock and pussy fingers...
15. 2018-06-25 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    smash the paintings and you will forever be a legend on the forum.
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16. 2018-06-25 at 1:40 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I personally always strive to stay in motels with paintings of dogs playing poker on their walls.
17. 2018-06-25 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Classy lol
18. 2018-06-26 at 1:55 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Archer513 The coolest goat…
    
    

    
    lol I came across that. Somewhere in Oklahoma (Of all places) there is statues of this with children adoring his figure.
    
    very creepy. Probably an Gnostic church where Lucifer is God and bearer of the light.
    
    and the morning star is planet Saturn (which is the 6th planet.. planet of man?)
19. 2018-06-26 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    
20. 2018-06-26 at 1:59 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    Move Bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way

    
    Was he too close to her nest?
    
    Also Nature can be crule yet humane. She knocked the goat out first.. probably stunned him prior to his death fall. probably didn't feel shit after that