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I am stranded at the Date Hotel

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    I'm on mini-vacation and something is wrong with my power steering or worse. I have found temporary refuge at the literal daterapehotel. This is New India country but I don't speak Lakota. The hill folk are onto me!! ! ! !!! !

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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I wouldn't worry unless you can't leave.
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    Is that note trying to incriminate us if something happens to you?
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    Originally posted by ohfralala Is that note trying to incriminate us if something happens to you?

    Look at you all paying attention and figuring things out! Gold star.

    It would never pass as evidence in court, sadly. More like sentimental instructions for Scooby Doo to find me when I turn into a ghost.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Marriott Hotel. Spotted it right away. Only downside is that it must be on the last of the list for renovation. it still has the old decore.


    don't just tear that page off. get rid of the entire notepad because you left behind deep impressions on the following page.

    this mystery game is also boring. kill someone. order some champain and drag the first person in and murder them .. i want to see blood everywhere. and tie a noose to the sprinker head on the ceiling.


    Hahhaa Naw don't do that.. that's just sardonic humor cause it reminds me of a facebook crime solve thingy!

    seriosly, dont!
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    I’m sure they’d have have no issue pinning the crime on black people though.

    “Well boys he wrote down niggers as if we didn’t already know.”
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    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Marriott Hotel. Spotted it right away. Only downside is that it must be on the last of the list for renovation. it still has the old decore.

    Nope. I was surprised that something this cheap is as good as it though, really the only thing putting it under a Marriott is the mattress quality.

    I've stayed at a lot of different kinds of Marriotts and some of the cheaper aquisitioned ones like "Courtyard" are not even good. Then there's some like the downtown DC one I stayed at which had the best mattress I have ever felt. That was the best 2 nights sleep of my life, but they wanted over 2 grand for the mattress out of the catalog.

    Oh, and that particular hotel room also had a painting in the bathroom of a goat standing on a tower and I was just fascinated by it. I've been looking and looking for that painting online, but have all but given up hope..
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    esbity African Astronaut
    I stay in hotels often.

    Ill start making threads.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Nope. I was surprised that something this cheap is as good as it though, really the only thing putting it under a Marriott is the mattress quality.

    I've stayed at a lot of different kinds of Marriotts and some of the cheaper aquisitioned ones like "Courtyard" are not even good. Then there's some like the downtown DC one I stayed at which had the best mattress I have ever felt. That was the best 2 nights sleep of my life, but they wanted over 2 grand for the mattress out of the catalog.

    Oh, and that particular hotel room also had a painting in the bathroom of a goat standing on a tower and I was just fascinated by it. I've been looking and looking for that painting online, but have all but given up hope..

    Was the goat standing on a chair balanced on other pieces of furniture or was the goat standing on the ledge of the tower.. like part of the facade? I think I've seen that one as well. anyways this thing looks a lot like the older Marriott. perhaps they just borrowed Marriots basic design.

    also.. if you ask front desk if they have a blue felt (sharpie pens) and a red felt and some scotch tape. you can layer tape 3 times.. I think it's tape then blue, then tape then blue then tape then red over the lens of your phone. or maybe it's red, red and then blue.

    then turn non your camera, turn the lights out and make sure the camera has the LED flashlight on. it works just like a black light and can see all the DNA stains everywhere.
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    esbity African Astronaut
    Also, notice how crooked that picture is.

    Its clearly a set_up.

    U.S. government...
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I think this dude is using the wrong colors but maybe it's blue and purple

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    esbity African Astronaut
    Also, whats with the wallet?

    I have four main wallets. Each with cash and gift cards, and ids. Ready to go.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I guess it is blue blue and purple

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity Also, notice how crooked that picture is.

    Its clearly a set_up.

    U.S. government…

    Optical illusion

    messure it with fingers both sides are equal.

    it's just at an angular perspective throwing your eyes off.
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    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock was the goat standing on the ledge of the tower.. like part of the facade?

    THAT'S IT!!!!!



    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock then turn non your camera, turn the lights out and make sure the camera has the LED flashlight on. it works just like a black light and can see all the DNA stains everywhere.

    The sanctity of the hotel sheets! I wonder if hotel managers care if they see the same hooker coming over all the time. Wouldn't it be nice to have someone change your sheets and clean your living spaces everyday?
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano THAT'S IT!!!!!





    The sanctity of the hotel sheets! I wonder if hotel managers care if they see the same hooker coming over all the time. Wouldn't it be nice to have someone change your sheets and clean your living spaces everyday?

    I always walk into the hallway knowing there is always a Hotel Maid somewhere with a cart, ask her if I can grab an extra towel and usually grab extra coffees too. and knowing that towel should be fresh and sanitised (smell it as see if it has a bleach smell) use it on top of the pillows if I forget to bring my own. pillow tunnels at home is fun, pillow tunnels at hotel = flesh peachtree dish
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala

    that's not the one I was thinking of.. but it's funny. The Marriott has numerous paintings ilke this. or print art.

    The ones you see in different rooms but will see over and over if you stay at different ones (at some point) are one of a goat on the side of a building like the Chrystler in NYC. One of the guy balancing himself on a bunch of stacked furniture on top of the crystler or empire state building. A bunch of goats in a fig tree. and even a few Dali looking prints.

    I think it's on the edge of the Eagles Facade

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    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Life
    U need one
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Yeah.. I can't find it either. but here is an awesome photo of goats fucking with gravity

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