You know who has a big dick?

1. 2018-06-23 at 7:03 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   No, don’t ask your girlfriend, bad idea, just forget about it.
2. 2018-06-23 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Kinks No, don’t ask your girlfriend, bad idea, just forget about it.

   
   alternate answer:
   
   when you least expect it
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   • Lanny
3. 2018-06-23 at 8:33 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Well I’ll be waiting impatiently mmkay
4. 2018-06-23 at 8:35 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut
   This guy
5. 2018-06-23 at 8:38 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kinks For some reason this guy won’t leave me alone for like 10 years now despite the sexual incompatibility. He wants me to have more kids for him and he has like 4 or something already.
   
   What the shit

   
   Rofl
   
   
   
   Kinks ur story time sucks now
   Every one knows u lie about 95% aboit ur life
6. 2018-06-23 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I’ve never lied about anything. Lol.
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   • Manonfire
7. 2018-06-23 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut
   Rofl!!!!!!
8. 2018-06-23 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   That was the truth.
   
   I can’t remember when I lie, so I never do it or I will get really confused.
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   • stare rape, 
   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2018-06-23 at 8:48 AM UTC

   #29
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
   
10. 2018-06-23 at 9:04 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Kinks That was the truth.
    
    I can’t remember when I lie, so I never do it or I will get really confused.

    
    All the craziest people I've known claim not to lie.
11. 2018-06-23 at 9:13 AM UTC

    #31
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    
12. 2018-06-23 at 9:20 AM UTC

    #32
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    
13. 2018-06-23 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    it's weird that it's weird to claim not to lie. If we were an honest society we'd have an interest to act like we don't lie, if we had a society that was OK with lying, we shouldn't have a problem with pretending to be honest. Instead we have a society where you're expected to lie, but we somehow don't feel any need to pretend like we're actually honest.
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    • Xlite, 
    • HTS
14. 2018-06-23 at 9:27 AM UTC

    #34
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    ^^ nice philosophy, Lan.
15. 2018-06-23 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I can’t ever remember what the fuck I say so I just don’t say shit I don’t know.
16. 2018-06-23 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #36
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I like them chicks with tiny pussy's that chu gotta fight ur way into,, they all say I have a big dick,,
    I feel bad for guys with big ol hogs in there pants cuz they only get to go balls deep with wore tha fuck out cunts.
17. 2018-06-23 at 11:25 AM UTC

    #37
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT I like them chicks with tiny pussy's that chu gotta fight ur way into,, they all say I have a big dick,,

    
    LMFAO
    
    
    
    
    
    I see why you’re always crying now 😂😂
18. 2018-06-23 at 11:31 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Willem Dafoe has a giant cock apparently.
19. 2018-06-23 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    He’s pretty hot, would bang.
20. 2018-06-23 at 11:33 AM UTC

    #40
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well my exes always came back around a few times after we broke up so they could get weaned off this dik without havin to go cold turkey so I think u didnt get what I was sayin old woman
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