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You know who has a big dick?

  1. #1
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I bet Adam Sandler does. He seems like a douche for a hot old guy though. Dunno if I’d bang or not.
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Mel Gibson.
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Nah he seems like an average dick dude with all that woman beating rage n shit
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Kinks? Am I right?
  5. #5
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I don’t have a dick, contrary to popular opinion. Though if I did, the size of my clit indicates it would be large enough to not beat women, besides their insides of course.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sandler can't act for shit tho.



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  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist sandler can't act for shit tho.



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    and people still pay to see him not know how to act.
  8. #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    This thread is about dick size, not acting abilities, carry on
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Stop fronting, Kinkou. We all know you only act like a slut online but in real life you are a shy and timid little prude.

    The biggest dick you ever had was 4 inches.
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I just scored a date in a few days with an old ex, like 3 minutes ago, now I’m gonna go back to bed 😵 we broke up cuz his dick was too big

    Small pussy problems are real
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    For some reason this guy won’t leave me alone for like 10 years now despite the sexual incompatibility. He wants me to have more kids for him and he has like 4 or something already.

    What the shit
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kinks I just scored a date in a few days with an old ex, like 3 minutes ago, now I’m gonna go back to bed 😵 we broke up cuz his dick was too big

    Small pussy problems are real

    have him do you thru an intermediary.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Kinks For some reason this guy won’t leave me alone for like 10 years now despite the sexual incompatibility. He wants me to have more kids for him and he has like 4 or something already.

    What the shit

    Is he black. 😖
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinks I just scored a date in a few days with an old ex, like 3 minutes ago, now I’m gonna go back to bed 😵 we broke up cuz his dick was too big

    Small pussy problems are real

    that chick i was tapping last year was the same, tight as fuck like it was problem getting in there. nice once you were in tho. lol.



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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by HTS Is he black. 😖

    indubitably
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    He’s half Native American half white

    But yeah, no clue how I’ll ever screw him, and he knows that, SO IDK
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by aldra indubitably

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    :disgust:

    oops, don't have those macros set up on my laptop
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  19. #19
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Hey Aldra when are you going to take me on a date?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kinks Hey Aldra when are you going to take me on a date?

    I dunno I'll have to ask my girlfriend

    and US border control
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