2018-06-21 at 9:34 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'm not prone to accidents, but I sprained my ankle walking down a step last night. It just bent sideways and I went down right away, definitely one of the worse sprains I've had. I had resolved to keep off of it for a few days, but here I am going into work less than 24 hours later. Ibuprofen is helping, so I think it'll handle okay.
2018-06-21 at 9:59 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I had a metal sliver in my finger and dug it out with a very sharp knife.
2018-06-21 at 10:14 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
I caught a piece of dried cuticle skin on my pointy finger and ripped it off.
2018-06-21 at 10:45 PM UTC
I was trapped in an old thread for like an hour
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-06-21 at 10:46 PM UTC
i drove a nail through my cock sideways to give it a cool DIY piercing
anyone want to see
2018-06-21 at 10:59 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Try doing weight exercises to strengthen your legs muscles and tendons.
Last week I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and fell asleep with my mouth open. Woke up dehydrated, and had a sore throat and two blisters on my uvula, which is the boxing bag thing at the back of the throat. Really painful.
Gotta be more careful with the booze.
2018-06-21 at 11:31 PM UTC
had 3 of my front teeth knocked out of me in a semi bar fight. a few solid punches each. fell down about 12 steps so got all bruised up but nothing broken. than we got 86'd. my front teeth aren't growing back in. so i look like a guy from the movie deliverance whenever i smile
2018-06-22 at 2:29 AM UTC
Mine was a sprained ankle too. Stupid wedges.
2018-06-22 at 2:53 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Been pretty lucky. Never been injured my entire life.
2018-06-22 at 3:26 AM UTC
Thumb injury from being too damn sick at smash.
2018-06-22 at 3:27 AM UTC
The most perfect waveshine that probably created 20xx and then my wrist exploded
2018-06-22 at 3:29 AM UTC
i broke my nails.
these fucking zanick tier threads
2018-06-22 at 3:53 AM UTC
I've no fucking clue I don't get any serious injuries. Sometimes I fall into my towel bar when I'm shit canned but that just leaves a little bruise.
Fuckingggggg.. Maybe like a grease burn I got on my wrist last year that bubbled up and looked kinda funky. I think I actually posted the pic here.
Broke my collarbone once playing backyard football when I was 8. Other than thst never had injuries really aside from dings and knicks and a few sprained ankles.
Thanks for asking.
2018-06-22 at 6:31 AM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I poked myself in the eye with a drum stick last night. Hurt like a mother. Still not sure how it happened.
2018-06-22 at 6:39 AM UTC
Broke his cock sex to rough.