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ways to troll police officers

  1. #1
    I'm compiling a list.

    1. Buy a house and make a bunch of home alone style booby traps that pour buckets of water on them and stuff when they open the door, then get some autistic internet nerd to swat the address.

    2. Buy a crack pipe and smoke weed legally out of it in view of them.

    3. Walk around your neighborhood filming everyone who walks past and keep submitting it to them as suspicious behavior.
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    The Jailer Yung Blood (banned)
    I know a lot of people in the force and they have met a lot trickier people than you
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    Originally posted by The Jailer I know a lot of people in the force and they have met a lot trickier people than you

    lol did you interpret this thread as me trying to be a criminal mastermind or something?
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    Originally posted by greenplastic 2. Buy a crack pipe and smoke weed legally out of it in view of them.

    the pipe would still be illegal though wouldn't it "drug paraphernalia" etc
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the pipe would still be illegal though wouldn't it "drug paraphernalia" etc

    how the fuck does that work then?



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  6. #6
    Originally posted by NARCassist how the fuck does that work then?



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    They arrest (or ticket you) for possession of drug paraphernalia...you see it all the time on "cops"
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    try carrying wraps of white or brown powder around in little baggies in your pocket then getting yourself searched and detained only for them to find out hours later that they've falsely arrested you.



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    Originally posted by NARCassist try carrying wraps of white or brown powder around in little baggies in your pocket then getting yourself searched and detained only for them to find out hours later that they've falsely arrested you.



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    Well they usually have those test kits with them now where they can test it on the spot.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They arrest you for possession of drug paraphernalia…you see it all the time on "cops"

    a lot of things could be drug paraphernalia tho. tin foil for example. so do people get arrested for the foil wrapped around the sammiches in their pack lunch?



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  10. #10
    komokazi Houston
    Just because something can be legal for recreational use doesn't permit public consumption.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the pipe would still be illegal though wouldn't it "drug paraphernalia" etc

    it's not illegal, they are sold openly. in this situation, the pipe would have never actually had crack or anything else smoked out of it except for weed.
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    Originally posted by komokazi Just because something can be legal for recreational use doesn't permit public consumption.

    correct.
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    Originally posted by NARCassist a lot of things could be drug paraphernalia tho. tin foil for example. so do people get arrested for the foil wrapped around the sammiches in their pack lunch?



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    Crack pipes most definitely are, foil wasn't one of the choices presented.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    guys that gives me a rele bad good idea.

    okay so i make a tiny bag of powter and sell it to you for 2000 dollers. then you get arested with it and the copars test it for drugs and its not drugs so they let you go.

    but then you sew them for waysting 1000 dollars of magic powder and they have to give you free money to pay for what they waysted .

    then you can do this at every police dapartment and get 1000 dollers over and over
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor guys that gives me a rele bad good idea.

    okay so i make a tiny bag of powter and sell it to you for 2000 dollers. then you get arested with it and the copars test it for drugs and its not drugs so they let you go.

    but then you sew them for waysting 1000 dollars of magic powder and they have to give you free money to pay for what they waysted .

    then you can do this at every police dapartment and get 1000 dollers over and over

    that might actually be crazy enough to work, lol.



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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    anyone want to buy gram bags of magic powder from me call me up and its only 2000 dollers but yore going to make about a hunerd thousand dollers with this method.

    ill give you a reseet to use for tellin them they wasted a valuble substans
  17. #17
    Originally posted by greenplastic it's not illegal, they are sold openly. in this situation, the pipe would have never actually had crack or anything else smoked out of it except for weed.

    "The simple explanation is that head shops are not actually selling drug paraphernalia. They are selling water pipes, glass tobacco novelty pipes and little, plastic jedielry bags.

    Items sold in head shops only become drug paraphernalia after people leave the store and employ them in an illegal manner. Pursuant to 35 Pa.C.S.A. § 780-113(a)(32) of the Pennsylvania Drug Device and Cosmetic Act, drug paraphernalia is defined as a device, the purpose of which is to plant, propagate, cultivate, grow, harvest, manufacture, compound, produce, process, prepare, test, analyze, pack, re-pack, store, contain, conceal, inject, ingest, inhale or otherwise introduce into the human body a controlled substance. Thus, the items really do not become "drug paraphernalia," unless and until there is some tangible proof that one planned to use said item in a manner, which violates the Drug Device and Cosmetic Act. That tangible proof is usually the presence of illegal drugs with the paraphernalia, or THC laced resin on smoking devices."
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "The simple explanation is that head shops are not actually selling drug paraphernalia. They are selling water pipes, glass tobacco novelty pipes and little, plastic jedielry bags.

    Items sold in head shops only become drug paraphernalia after people leave the store and employ them in an illegal manner. Pursuant to 35 Pa.C.S.A. § 780-113(a)(32) of the Pennsylvania Drug Device and Cosmetic Act, drug paraphernalia is defined as a device, the purpose of which is to plant, propagate, cultivate, grow, harvest, manufacture, compound, produce, process, prepare, test, analyze, pack, re-pack, store, contain, conceal, inject, ingest, inhale or otherwise introduce into the human body a controlled substance. Thus, the items really do not become "drug paraphernalia," unless and until there is some tangible proof that one planned to use said item in a manner, which violates the Drug Device and Cosmetic Act. That tangible proof is usually the presence of illegal drugs with the paraphernalia, or THC laced resin on smoking devices."

    but he obvs meant doing this in a state where mary j is legal dumbass.



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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my fucken friend DON got arested once for selling his old crackpipes when he wanted to upgrade to one with cooler designs but he needed some money to get it.

    apparently its OK for the zogs at the stonershops to sell it but when DON sells it he goes to jale
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    Originally posted by NARCassist but he obvs meant doing this in a state where mary j is legal dumbass.



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    What he was smoking in it has zip to do with a crack pipe being drug paraphernalia dumbass...It's the pipe not what he was currently using it for that would give them justified cause to at the least check out the situation.
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