They are afraid their spy nanobots which they distribute in rain by seeding the clouds with them will be discovered if people start collecting rain water.
HAH! You believe in rain? Rain isn’t real. It’s just a coverup for what the government is really doing. The government uses giant aircraft to dump carcinogens and poisonous chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide on us to try and thin out the population because we’re running out of food. Don’t believe me? Wait until you hear that the pig went extinct 25 years ago. All that “pork” you’ve been eating? It’s not pork. It’s the people that have been unlucky enough to die from the chemicals being dumped on them. The world government is trying to thin our population so that we have enough food to survive as a human race, is experimenting with various chemicals to see what they do to humans, and is feeding our dead to everyone to try and supplement our dwindling food supply.
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