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How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?

  1. #21
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    a CUPpel
  2. #22
    Poast Houston
    Rolled a truck down the freeway going around 90mph. Dude next to me got ejected and when the cab ripped off the frame it landed on top of him with me and driver upside down inside. He was bleeding from his ears. All our shoes came off.
  3. #23
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I'm not answering this.. Car Insurance companies look up peoples PI in facebook these days.. why not a racist BBS site while they're at it.
  4. #24
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Poast Rolled a truck down the freeway going around 90mph. Dude next to me got ejected and when the cab ripped off the frame it landed on top of him with me and driver upside down inside. He was bleeding from his ears. All our shoes came off.

    so.. being he had a serious concussion (which is usually what happens when ears are bleeding (or blown out ear drums) did he like.. die n stuff?

    sorry for that
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    a split second before the light turn green i like to lay on the horn and floor it. sometimes biches just sit there not goin and they get hit !
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  6. #26
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor a split second before the light turn green i like to lay on the horn and floor it. sometimes biches just sit there not goin and they get hit !

    dashcam or it's all lies
  7. #27
    Rivotril Houston
    0
  8. #28
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril 0
  9. #29
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock die n stuff?

    He made it but he was a little slower afterwards.
  10. #30
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    6.

    All of them were my fault. Range all the way from fender benders to getting T-boned to going off the road and slamming into a tree. Mostly fender benders.
  11. #31
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Poast He made it but he was a little slower afterwards.

    You mean he drove carefully afterwards or do you mean everything about him now is slower?
  12. #32
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo 6.

    All of them were my fault. Range all the way from fender benders to getting T-boned to going off the road and slamming into a tree. Mostly fender benders.

    Didn't I just warn everyone that your car insurer might sneak in here and then jack your rates up. It's the system trying to screw all of us while we're mentally asleep
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Didn't I just warn everyone that your car insurer might sneak in here and then jack your rates up. It's the system trying to screw all of us while we're mentally asleep

    That's why I don't use car insurance.
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  14. #34
    I hit the back of a jetta sliding down a hill with locked brakes and a pregnant girl in the backseat and the jetta started rolling almost causing a traffic jam.

    I got out of jail one time and immediately started driving and my nerves were shot and I hit the back of a Sebring and drove off. Somehow they tracked me down and I talked my way kinda out of it but like 5 years later a guy served me papers saying their insurance company was suing mine for even insuring me or something. I dunno I went to jail shortly after.

    When I was probably 7 me my dad and my brother were backing out of my dad's friends house and he was drunk and rolled the car into the ditch. I remember my brother wasn't wearing his seatbelt so he was sitting on the inside of the roof and laughing and my dad swinging at him for laughing

    I have never been in a really bad crash but had a lot of lil parking lot things.

    One time I was drunk and pulled over to take a piss and put my car in the ditch with it's ass in the air. I threw the drugs in my drunk in the woods and by a truck warehouse and my black buddy took off. I called a tow truck and said I needed a boost and the coolest tow truck driver ever showed up who luckily brought the big truck with a winch on it that dragged my car out good as new. He knew I was drunk and just talked about how he did stuff like that when he was younger. I think I tipped him $60

    Another time I was in a friends car and someone ran up and smashed the back window with a baseball bat when we were clearly in the front and then he got maxed.

    Every one of the cars involved in this was a black Chrysler PT cruiser with tints and fuzzy dice.
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  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha

    I wish i would've had more time to 'sit on the inside of the roof and laugh.' When we rolled our shit we all laughed later recalling ourselves just saying "OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT" as soon as it happened, like we need to get the fuck out and GO, THIS IS BAD. We were sort of on the outskirts of town so there wasn't much traffic but there was a car that happened to be coming by when we were getting out and starting to run away. Obviously they were concerned like 'holy shit are you guys ok?' and we're all like 'yeah, nahhh nah its fine dont worry about our upside down car in the ditch and me bleeding all over it's fine just move along thanks.'
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  16. #36
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I'm not answering this.. Car Insurance companies look up peoples PI in facebook these days.. why not a racist BBS site while they're at it.



    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Didn't I just warn everyone that your car insurer might sneak in here and then jack your rates up. It's the system trying to screw all of us while we're mentally asleep

    lolwut, so you apply for your car insurance in the name 'beigewarlock ?? haha



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  17. #37
    Enterita African Astronaut
    1, courts cleared everything - not my fault since she was jaywalking.
  18. #38
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    2. Both motorcycle accidents.

    First one, some jackass pulled in front of me and then slammed on the brakes to make a turn. I,still an inexperienced rider at the time, locked up my front brake trying to stop and went down. Minor cuts and bruises

    Second, I was drunk as fuck and lost with my GPS sending me every which way and fog so bad I couldn't see a foot in front of me

    Didn't see a curve and hit the other side of the road doing about 40, broke my collar bone and shoulder blade and lacerated my spleen
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  19. #39
    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    none. its one rare area in my life i have been very fortunate.
  20. #40
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    That must be how manonfire busted out his front teeth.....no wonder he’s always so pissed off
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