2018-06-18 at 4:16 AM UTC
Looking at my groins n stuff.
2018-06-18 at 4:26 AM UTC
Build them bigger, Pussies
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2018-06-18 at 4:29 AM UTC
Duke nukem my phone looking and my hawk mucus. Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit.
Aw, heck.
2018-06-18 at 4:40 AM UTC
If this is a jeopardy question from 'history' for 500, Imma have to say, 'what is Superman'?
*Daily double sirens in the background*
Me: yessss
2018-06-18 at 4:59 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Relaxing with nicotine salts after a hard day of honest work
2018-06-18 at 6:20 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
just got a call from someone I used to work with asking I take over a web dev job from an old friend who's dropped off the project
I haven't talked to him in a few months, turns out in the interim his mother offed herself
now I need to get in contact with him to get the details of what he was working on
fantastic
2018-06-18 at 12:36 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
I dove straight into working this Monday morning. So motivated!
Also drinking oj like a boss!
2018-06-18 at 1:07 PM UTC
White knighting...faggit.
2018-06-18 at 1:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
White knighting…faggit.
Jealous of my polygamy?
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2018-06-18 at 1:34 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
trying to figure out why my mushrooms are not pinnig this week
2018-06-18 at 1:34 PM UTC
How many husbands do you have?
2018-06-18 at 1:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
U were probably ignoring them all day long and come night time u want some lovin from them dont you? TYPICAL MALE!!!
I think poley pulls his mushroom all night and day....
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