2018-06-17 at 2:15 AM UTC
Every time I have sneezed while pissing my body forced itself to stop pissing right beforehand.
2018-06-17 at 2:16 AM UTC
But I bet u ended up with snot on ur hand and piss on the wall.
2018-06-17 at 2:17 AM UTC
Were you my friend on DateHookup?
2018-06-17 at 2:26 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Then, when you resume, you get the loose firehose phenomenon.
2018-06-17 at 1:22 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Your dick must be defective. Send it back.
2018-06-17 at 2:19 PM UTC
This is more information than I need