Males are not capable of urinating and sneezing at the same time...

1. 2018-06-17 at 2:15 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Every time I have sneezed while pissing my body forced itself to stop pissing right beforehand.
2. 2018-06-17 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   Sup_mahnigs Houston
   But I bet u ended up with snot on ur hand and piss on the wall.
3. 2018-06-17 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   Were you my friend on DateHookup?
4. 2018-06-17 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   Sup_mahnigs Houston
   No. I'm not from dh.
5. 2018-06-17 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   That’s bebe.
6. 2018-06-17 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Then, when you resume, you get the loose firehose phenomenon.
7. 2018-06-17 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks That’s bebe.

   
   E-fuck my brains out baby.
8. 2018-06-17 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Your dick must be defective. Send it back.
9. 2018-06-17 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   This is more information than I need