If ur gf broke up with you because your dick was too small...

1. 2018-06-13 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Don't worry, it was no big deal...
2. 2018-06-13 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Come take a look Apple
   
   I’ll show you mine if...
3. 2018-06-13 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   ..you brought your magnifier with you
4. 2018-06-13 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #64
   Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
   
   
   
   ... you two.
5. 2018-06-13 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..you brought your magnifier with you

   
   Can we borrow your bifocals?
6. 2018-06-13 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #66
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Remember that Totse member who posted his dick and it was a button-dick? Like, literally just the head. No shaft whatsoever.
7. 2018-06-13 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's great for the other races, not so much for the small dicked Asians.

   
   I think he was saying that 12 year olds and small dick Asians work well together proportionally.
8. 2018-06-13 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #68
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by benny vader is this the reason why OP cried in front of his girlfriend ???

   
   Lolol...good one young buck!
   Actually, I wept in front of her as we watched Old Yeller together.
9. 2018-06-14 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #69
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Ooold Yelleeeeerrrrrrr
10. 2018-06-14 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #70
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
11. 2018-06-14 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #71
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee He seems cool & unbothered!

    
    Seems he's past the point of whining..
12. 2018-06-14 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #72
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by ohfralala I think he was saying that 12 year olds and small dick Asians work well together proportionally.

    
    he isnt that well endowed be it up there or down there.
13. 2018-06-14 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #73
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Applebottm probably not as devastating as it would be if'n she looks at your penis and busts out laughing.

    
    some people suffer from nervous laughing, its a thing, just get over it.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-06-14 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #74
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Remember that Totse member who posted his dick and it was a button-dick? Like, literally just the head. No shaft whatsoever.

    
    malice?
    
    
    
    .
15. 2018-06-14 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #75
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Boojig, do you have a small dick?
    
    
    
    
    
    (How's that, Lanny?) Absolutely on topic.
16. 2018-06-14 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #76
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist some people suffer from nervous laughing, its a thing, just get over it.

    
    and some people just find bent penis amusing.
    
    .
17. 2018-06-14 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Boojig, do you have a small dick?

    
    Depends if it's resting or in combat mode.
18. 2018-06-14 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #78
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader and some people just find bent penis amusing.
    
    .

    
    Ok, I'll bite. How does one... break... their dick?
19. 2018-06-14 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #79
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, I'll bite.

    
    It's already bent... please don't.
20. 2018-06-14 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, I'll bite. How does one… break… their dick?

    
    The erectile tissue can be torn when its engorged and then be permanently bent, if for example your woman is cowboying you a little to eagerly, it pops out and she slams down on it...causing a tear in the fabric of space.
    
    ...so I heard.