what did your last text message say?

1. 2018-06-14 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #1
   

   coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
   on topic "idk, wtf?"
   
   ...
   
   side not thanks squirrel for getting me off my ass, inspiring me, and making one first thread on NSI. no i won't send you any money for drugs but you can do that for me if you are feeling generous
2. 2018-06-14 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   There’s a hole in the door that they get through or something >:| then my dogs try to eat them
3. 2018-06-14 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #3
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   This is Walgreens your prescription is due for a refill
4. 2018-06-14 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #4
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   "Yes thats a good idea"
5. 2018-06-14 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   "Hi (my name), It's Mama! I sent you an email. Luv u!"
   
   

   Originally posted by coolbreeze no i won't send you any money for drugs

   
   I'm going straight edge
   
   
   

   Originally posted by HTS It's my mom texting me pretending to be one of the cats because I moved out 3 months ago and I haven't seen them since. I'm going to visit and the cats "can't wait to see me". My mom is adorable. *sigh*

   
   Lol I never reply to your mom's texts
6. 2018-06-14 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #6
   🏚 Yung Blood
   "I'm going to bounce this off some guys and see what they say."
7. 2018-06-14 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #7
   

   HTS highlight reel
   It's my mom texting me pretending to be one of the cats because I moved out 3 months ago and I haven't seen them since. I'm going to visit and the cats "can't wait to see me". My mom is adorable. *sigh*
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sup_mahnigs
8. 2018-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Anyways if you want to talk to me can you fucking call me this is ridiculous I have a fucking 12 (sp?) Pick up the phone I'm not texting all this bullshit man.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Agreed
9. 2018-06-14 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #9
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Scoty : All Yeah
   
   Me: I wish you good luck though regardless
10. 2018-06-14 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #10
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Thank you for staying in contact with my office.
    
    Sen. Bob Corker (TN)
11. 2018-06-14 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Sup_mahnigs Houston

    Originally posted by HTS It's my mom texting me pretending to be one of the cats because I moved out 3 months ago and I haven't seen them since. I'm going to visit and the cats "can't wait to see me". My mom is adorable. *sigh*

    
    That is the best. Aweee<3
12. 2018-06-14 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #12
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
    
    
    Sometimes a very high IQ can be a curse
    
    
    For a bitch 😉
13. 2018-06-14 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #13
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by EllariaSand
    
    
    Sometimes a very high IQ can be a curse
    
    
    For a bitch 😉

    
    Sploo would have a field day with this//
14. 2018-06-14 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Found it!
15. 2018-06-14 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "enjoy your summer!"
    
    get fucked
16. 2018-06-14 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    You're*
17. 2018-06-14 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Sup_mahnigs Houston
    *yer
18. 2018-06-14 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #18
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Your*
    
    
    Damn it
19. 2018-06-14 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #19
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
20. 2018-06-14 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    You'reself*