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  1. Originally posted by mmQ HI I LIKE YOU I AM AWAKE I WISH YOU WERE HERE I GIVE YOU MY SOUL I WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR BODY EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT MET IN PERSON ONCE I FEEL LIKE IVE KNOWN YOU MY WHOLE LIFE OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME AND I AM YOU I CANT WAIT TO HAVE SPAGHETTI TOGETHER SOME DAY

    I wish you'd send me texts like that.
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I took a 3 day break and i come back and even candy's best friend is making fun of her.

    Maybe cool it ms. Rein. That faggot you're texting sounds like futureman vs 2.0 . You can do way better than a retard like that, right? Right??

    HI I LIKE YOU I AM AWAKE I WISH YOU WERE HERE I GIVE YOU MY SOUL I WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR BODY EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT MET IN PERSON ONCE I FEEL LIKE IVE KNOWN YOU MY WHOLE LIFE OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME AND I AM YOU I CANT WAIT TO HAVE SPAGHETTI TOGETHER SOME DAY

    🤣
  3. G African Astronaut
    Uma send mmQ some gift wrapped liver pills so his soul & body can be @ ease via me.
  4. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    "At 6 am" from mmq
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I like turtles" sent to myself from myself
  6. Originally posted by G No apparently I bumped a pickup truck when backing out of a parking space. Being I didn't even realize I bumped into some jackass's truck whom had his tailgate down & it extended his vehicle another 3-5 feet that's unseen via rear view mirror. It's leaving the scene of an accident & driving while suspended, the suspended license deal always gets tossed because it's a DMV clerical issue. I have a valid Georgia license but NC shows revoked. I get DWR every couple years lol.

    It was like 2 days later an ALE agent came to my house w/ the ticket & was like "you know you backed into a vehicle Friday afternoon @ yadda,yadda ?!" I was like "No but I was wondering where the scratch on my tail lamp came from ?! No one stopped me & that parking lot was packed ?!" He goes "I saw it when checking the surveillance footage that night" lol no one even called it in or filed an insurance claim. Didn't even touch my bumper paint, the tailgate was jutted out & caught my tail lamp, scratched fucking plastic, how drastic lol. That ALE guy's just a fucking busy body.

    This is so pathetic lol. Get some glasses gramps. Maybe then you won't hit a fucking parked car
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Don’t you live with your mother?

    Ot

    *dick pic*
  8. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is so pathetic lol. Get some glasses gramps. Maybe then you won't hit a fucking parked car

    The idiot had his tailgate down, that shit wasn't visible(he was on an incline w/ rear going down out of line of vision) & as seen in the tape it extended the allotted parking space lengthwise into traffic. He didn't file/acknowledge a report as he likely didn't even notice his shit was bumped probably still doesn't a year + later lol. The ALE agent is just a busy body douche bag. Either way nothing to fret, attorney's on monthly retainer for shit just like this. I was more pissed w/ the scratched tail lens, I thought someone parking lot dinged me not vice versa lol.

    Stopped driving the Jag to that shitty parking lot though.
  9. Originally posted by G Pretty much. Greene's awesome I never have to appear in court w/ them lol.

    i have a traffic lawyer too, and never have to appear. They don't send me texts through.
  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian i have a traffic lawyer too, and never have to appear. They don't send me texts through.

    Yeah he's future capital hill material, I didn't even appear on criminal shit most times lol.
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I get five dollars off my next haircut at birds barber shop if i go in the next seven days
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I get five dollars off my next haircut at birds barber shop if i go in the next seven days

    But they just do that cuz you'll end up tipping them that extra 5 dollars anyway for them giving you the discount.
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    ‘Unless you can think of something else you’d rather do’


    -setup?
  14. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Archer513 ‘Unless you can think of something else you’d rather do’


    -setup?

    If that’s a woman it’s a setup. Stick to plan a and save yourself some heartache brother.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by G The idiot had his tailgate down, that shit wasn't visible(he was on an incline w/ rear going down out of line of vision) & as seen in the tape it extended the allotted parking space lengthwise into traffic. He didn't file/acknowledge a report as he likely didn't even notice his shit was bumped probably still doesn't a year + later lol. The ALE agent is just a busy body douche bag. Either way nothing to fret, attorney's on monthly retainer for shit just like this. I was more pissed w/ the scratched tail lens, I thought someone parking lot dinged me not vice versa lol.

    Stopped driving the Jag to that shitty parking lot though.

    Excuses.

    No valid reason for hitting a parked car. If you hit one it means you don't have control over your vehicle.
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Excuses.

    No valid reason for hitting a parked car. If you hit one it means you don't have control over your vehicle.

    what makes you such a expert about being black and how to drive cars, Keenan?
  17. Originally posted by A College Professor what makes you such a expert about being black and how to drive cars, Keenan?

    A driver's license that isn't revoked, as well as a squeaky clean driving record.
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oh i get it- so you dont have a license, Keenan. phhhhhhffffftht!
  19. You're not funny.
  20. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor oh i get it- so you dont have a license, Keenan. phhhhhhffffftht!

    lol that developmentally challenged child doesn't have a car either, may steal mommy's when she's asleep to go joyride lol. I'll be sure to update this thread w/ an update when everything's dismissed & I continue drive like a lord doing WTF I want w/ minimum to no repercussions.
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