British people triggered by toy guns

1. 2018-06-14 at 3:17 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist also check out canadians bowing down to our poncing slut of a queen like the little cucks that they are lol.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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   The french aren't real Canadians.
2. 2018-06-14 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #22
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Tony Hawk The french aren't real Canadians.

   
   the royal family aren't real brits.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-06-14 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   
   
   
   https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/26/banned-son-having-toy-guns
   
   
   
   
   It has no red tip.
   
   Orange gun with a red tip.
   
   But a real orange gun ?
   
   Haha.
4. 2018-06-14 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist the royal family aren't real brits.
   
   
   
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   Then why does your entire country freak out when one of their kids plays with a toy gun?.
5. 2018-06-14 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #25
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Aren't England's royals German?
6. 2018-06-14 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer Aren't England's royals German?

   
   No.
7. 2018-06-14 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No.

   
   
   What!?!
   
   Dadgum, you finally managed to surprise me.
   
   Saxe-Coburn (the German Ducy) wasn't changed until the early 1900s by King Henry (Elizabeth's father) changed the surname to Windsor.
   
   I'm still like, WOW!
8. 2018-06-14 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE GO GET YOUR KNIFE
   
9. 2018-06-14 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yeah they all have British citizenship...not German citizenship...well most of them...I'm sure there are a few lower level ones that aren't all there. Prince Phillip is Greek (I believe)...or maybe its South African...some shit.
   
   But as the British Empire covered 3/4 of the Earths surface at one point it's pretty safe just to call it all part of the empire.
10. 2018-06-14 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #30
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Orange you special? muah
11. 2018-06-14 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Orange you special? muah

    
    Yap, I'm British...step aside.
12. 2018-06-14 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #32
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Hells Bells, boojig, England may have occupied 3/4 of Europe at one time.
    
    Shite, even my ascendant relatives originated in an Empire,but it wasn't England.
    
    They are of German heritage,sugarplum.
    
    They may change their citizenship but like a tranny,they can't change their DNA.
13. 2018-06-14 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Hells Bells, boojig, England may have occupied 3/4 of Europe at one time.

    
    Snip...The world not Europe...
    
    The most far reaching Empire in the history of the world..."The sun never sets on the British Empire"...that saying came from the fact Britain controlled so much land around the world it was always daylight somewhere in the British Empire.
    
    Now run along!
14. 2018-06-14 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "The sun never sets on the British Empire"

    
    "HIT THE FUCKING DECK LADS HE'S GOT A MACHINE GUN!"
    
    
15. 2018-06-14 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    lol
16. 2018-06-14 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Bueno motherfucker
17. 2018-06-14 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You can't even have a utility knife?
18. 2018-06-14 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Butter Knives are frowned upon there, they prefer to use a spoon.
19. 2018-06-14 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A spoon is simply an extruded butter knife
20. 2018-06-14 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Its all a ploy to trick the British into using chopsticks.
    
    The Chinese are taking over.
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