If an MMA fighter bitchslapped your girl right in front of you..

1. 2018-06-13 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #161
   

   coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
   kiwi and strawberry is the BEST nigga
   
   fight me on this Captain
   
   *runs away just in case he actually wants to fight*
2. 2018-06-13 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #162
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh man, we definitely need that guy on this site, lol go find him.

   
   
   
   Found him on Mingle2 and sent him this message:
   
   Iam_havingmypresencerequestedbyUncleBooger(nowJiggabooJohnson)ontheniggasin.spacesite
   
   
   2018-06-13 at 1:36 PM UTC Report #33
   
   Jiggaboo_Johnson
   
   African Astronaut
   
   Quote:
   Originally posted by stl1
   We need Iam_gonnakickyourasslikethe50guysIkilledalready in this conversation.
   Oh man, we definitely need that guy on this site, lol go find him.
   
   niggasin.space
   
   See you there!
3. 2018-06-13 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #163
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I feel the same about Walmart's raman noodles versus real ones.

   
   
   My kids actually preferred the Aldi's brand.
4. 2018-06-13 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #164
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   The Niggas would love Iam...he was our best killer. 50 hits in C Block alone. Lol. I remember when Rambo had him going for weeks.
5. 2018-06-13 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #165
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 What if the mma fighter was a female?
   
   There’s a dilemma. Do you beat up a girl or let your chic fight her own battles?

   
   I think you got to let the woman handle that one.
6. 2018-06-13 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #166
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I don't have a girl. Who the hell did he actually hit?

   
   Is it possible for you to conceive of hypothetical scenarios and insert urself into one? 😉
7. 2018-06-13 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #167
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by WellHung Is it possible for you to conceive of hypothetical scenarios and insert urself into one? 😉

   
   Bitches and shit.
8. 2018-06-13 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #168
   WellHung Black Hole
   Aint nothin but hos and tricks...
9. 2018-06-13 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #169
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   
10. 2018-06-13 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #170
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Lol...Jean Claude Van Damme did that to a guy in a movie and almost blinded him...he was an idiot.
11. 2018-06-14 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #171
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Lol
12. 2018-06-14 at 8:29 AM UTC

    #172
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by apt If you're not a trained fighter you would stand very little chance of being able to get hold of me in the first place, the fight would most likely end with me knocking you out while you flail around trying to grab my shirt or throw lazy, uncoordinated, easily blocked kicks at my groin

    
    trust me i'm a big guy with long reach, you wanna get close enough to strike, i can fucking grab you and make sure you stay within range, then expect repeated unrelenting smashing of my fist into your fucking head and ribs. punches bounce of me pal, when i get in that zone i don't even notice them. a fight to me is just attack attack attack relentlessly, a bit like milling with me. to be honest i find 9 out of 10 just go into defensive then duck down and grab me round the waist to get away from the repeated punches. that's when i just get them into the headlock and move quickly toward the nearest hard surface.
    
    
    
    
    
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13. 2018-06-14 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #173
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Kinks So much sausage in this testosterone fest

    
    yeah and i know that makes you feel all tingly down there
    
    
    
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14. 2018-06-14 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #174
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He'd be an MIA fighter once I'm done with him
15. 2018-06-14 at 10:36 AM UTC

    #175
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Tony Hawk He'd be an MIA fighter once I'm done with him

    
    Damn, that's some excellent shit talk
16. 2018-06-14 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #176
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Why the fuck did I read this whole thread
17. 2018-06-14 at 11:08 AM UTC

    #177
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by stare rape Why the fuck did I read this whole thread

    
    You are a Curious George.
18. 2018-06-14 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #178
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Found him on Mingle2 and sent him this message:
    
    Iam_havingmypresencerequestedbyUncleBooger(nowJiggabooJohnson)ontheniggasin.spacesite
    
    
    2018-06-13 at 1:36 PM UTC Report #33
    
    Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    African Astronaut
    
    Quote:
    Originally posted by stl1
    We need Iam_gonnakickyourasslikethe50guysIkilledalready in this conversation.
    Oh man, we definitely need that guy on this site, lol go find him.
    
    niggasin.space
    
    See you there!

    
    Good work operative.