If an MMA fighter bitchslapped your girl right in front of you..

1. 2018-06-13 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by joerell I actually saw a dog with a missing leg and yet friendly as hell willing to play.

   
   Dogs are more loyal than women too.
   
   Lock your dog and woman up in the closet all day, go to work and see which one will be happy to see you when you get home.
2. 2018-06-13 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #102
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I feel the same about Walmart's raman noodles versus real ones.

   
   I take it you eat ramen a lot...
   
   
   
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3. 2018-06-13 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #103
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist I take it you eat ramen a lot…
   
   
   
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   No, I no longer eat carby food. Mostly salads and chicken/turkey.
4. 2018-06-13 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #104
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
5. 2018-06-13 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Martial arts don't really help in a street fight, you've been watching too much Karate Kid...or believing what your sensei told you when he charged you $600 for the class.
6. 2018-06-13 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #106
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I don't care if it's Conor McGregor, Ima super saiyan Kamehameha with extra hadoken that bitch ass nigga. 💯
   
   Win or lose, I'm still gonna get some afterwards. Her knight and shielding armor, awe. How kayute. Fuck that. I'd die for mine.
7. 2018-06-13 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl I don't care if it's Conor McGregor, Ima super saiyan Kamehameha with extra hadoken that bitch ass nigga. 💯
   
   Win or lose, I'm still gonna get some afterwards. Her knight and shielding armor, awe. How kayute. Fuck that. I'd die for mine.

   
   Look at the black knight, White knighting...
8. 2018-06-13 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #108
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   also all your arguments are moot for the simple reason that martial arts, boxing and all that other training, trains you to fight following rules. there ain't no rules in street fighting. that training will work well against an opponent who is also following the rules and with a ref right there beside you. but it goes to shit when a guy knees you hard in the bollocks then savagely bites your fucking nose off, or just pulls out a blade and opens you up like a pair of fucking curtains.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-06-13 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #109
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dogs are more loyal than women too.
   
   Lock your dog and woman up in the closet all day, go to work and see which one will be happy to see you when you get home.

   
   I believe it...even my cat was frigging loyal. When my parents were dying he was trying to comfort both of them and only moved away for short periods. Most women would be going through your wallet and trying to find your will. Lol.
10. 2018-06-13 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist also all your arguments are moot for the simple reason that martial arts, boxing and all that other training, trains you to fight following rules. there ain't no rules in street fighting. that training will work well against an opponent who is also following the rules and with a ref right there beside you. but it goes to shit when a guy knees you hard in the bollocks then savagely bites your fucking nose off, or just pulls out a blade and opens you up like a pair of fucking curtains.
    
    
    
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    Exactly
11. 2018-06-13 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #111
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
12. 2018-06-13 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The biggest laugh are those stupid "self defense" classes for women...they always show some dozy 250lb guy just standing their waiting to be thrown by the 100lb woman...yeah because in real life that's what attackers do, they stoop over, offer you their arm and then wait for you to position yourself to throw them...lololol
13. 2018-06-13 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #113
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
14. 2018-06-13 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Yup blocking a bullet always goes well.
15. 2018-06-13 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    
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16. 2018-06-13 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #116
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
17. 2018-06-13 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #117
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by apt 'b-but the attacker could just pull a gun! therefore martial arts are totally useless in any defense situation'
    
    Brainlet-tier argument my dude

    
    Don't need a high level argument when you have a 9mm and CCL. lololol.
    
    Tejas justice.
18. 2018-06-13 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #118
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by apt Pretty dumb argument, boxing or MA teaches you how to block, deflect and avoid strikes which will help with all of that, some involve training with weapons as well

    
    can you block the punches i throw at you with my right hand when i'm holding you tight by your collar with my left to stop you from avoiding them, whilst simultaneously kneeing you in the bollocks between punches? what about when i grab you round the neck in a tight as fuck choke hold and then proceed to ram your head into the nearest fucking wall?
    
    
    
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19. 2018-06-13 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #119
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    
    MFW I'm just checking the mail or buying a pack of smokes and an old acquaintance wants to play 21 questions with me.
20. 2018-06-13 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #120
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    That was my point...a good street brawler using every method he knows how to win would stand a chance against an MMA out of the ring. A good street brawler and MMA out of the ring would stand less of a chance against a true master who is skilled at defence and taught from a young age to prevent being killed. It's hilarious to believe that the best fighters in the world are in the MMA and this is simply not true. They have their niche and nothing else.