If your country had to go to war with one other country, and you were in charge of that war, which country would you choose and how would you attack?

1. 2018-04-08 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If we went to school together I would definitely NOT make fun of you. Don’t want you killing my ass when you go on a shooting spree
2. 2018-04-08 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws If we went to school together I would definitely NOT make fun of you. Don’t want you killing my ass when you go on a shooting spree

   
   With my assault butter knife?
   
   Edit: I just think argentina is shit
3. 2018-04-09 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   As Russia, I would start handing out citizenship to Americans. I would put a certain limit on how long until they can return to Russia.
   
   Meanwhile, I provide these new citizens with info about corruption in the US. These people will be highly conservative, pro-2nd A. They will start civil unrest.
   
   I will then say that my citizens in the US are being abused, and that I would only be protecting my citizens and national interests by helping them. These new citizens would start a civil war, which I would support. I would, together with china, smuggle a lot of explosive weaponry to these citizens in distress.
   
   While the US is tied up in its own back yard, I would steamroll through Europe, and this is when Germany will inevitably join us, as they really only want to be friends.
   
   Then, together with Russian resources, German technology, and Chinese manpower, we would crush the entire world.
   
   Somewhere during this world war we backstab China, remove India, FUCK Mexico, melt Canada, rape Poland and Ukraine, enslave all of Africa and the Middle East, turn Australia into a whites-and-their-slaves-only paradise, make South Africa a white protected zone, and remove degeneracy worldwide.
   
   Any place that tolerates trannys and faggots will get fenced off and turned into a ghetto. One of few TV shows allowed under this new regime would be of cameras from these ghettos. We will watch as the faggots eat each other to stay alive. All other degenerates will be made to torture and kill other degenerates in ungodly ways.
   
   When a new order is established, out of boredom, we let everyone rule themselves, with Russia/Germany alliance remaining the sole global power and world police, to enforce laws against degeneracy.
4. 2018-04-09 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   USA because it would be a good brew ha ha
5. 2018-04-09 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian snip

   
   What makes you think germany is against degeneracy? they're the ones that are openly calling for it in europe.
6. 2018-04-10 at 8:56 AM UTC

   #26
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   The Vatican because it would cause the most butthurt.
7. 2018-04-10 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird The Vatican because it would cause the most butthurt.

   
   that isn't a country you stupid fucking bitch
8. 2018-04-10 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Enter that isn't a country you stupid fucking bitch

   
   its a kingdom of heaven.
9. 2018-04-10 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter that isn't a country you stupid fucking bitch

   
   It’s an independent city-state. Just depends on your definition of “country”. Singapore is a city-state as well but I always call it a country
10. 2018-05-25 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #30
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]

    Originally posted by Zanick I would run for President in 2028. I will be old enough and, based on my novice calculations, it will be a good year to run as a Democrat. I will then mobilize hundreds of thousands of troops in the Northeast across the Canadian border, rolling over the snow and the maples to seize the cities of Toronto and Montreal. I would execute all of the civilians (minus the baseball teams) and raze their buildings to the ground. Then I would construct a tunnel using US infrastructure funding that leads all the way from Mexico to Quebec, allowing the Hispanics to safely colonize their new territory.

    
    Oh, great...(rolly eye emote here) just what we need... Dumbass MOON PERSON demoCRAPs. 😑
11. 2018-05-25 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Funny watching snow flakes posting claiming they would win a war...they can't even do it successfully against Trump on Twitter. Lol.
12. 2018-05-25 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #32
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]

    Originally posted by Codebeta Funny watching snow flakes posting claiming they would win a war…they can't even do it successfully against Trump on Twitter. Lol.

    
    ^^^^ Keekeekeek!!😂😁
    
    Say, Alfa you from Dh? Do I know you?🤷🏻‍♀️
13. 2018-05-25 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #33
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Zanick I would run for President in 2028. I will be old enough and, based on my novice calculations, it will be a good year to run as a Democrat. I will then mobilize hundreds of thousands of troops in the Northeast across the Canadian border, rolling over the snow and the maples to seize

    
    there wont be snows anymore by then.
14. 2018-05-25 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Applebottm ^^^^ Keekeekeek!!😂😁
    
    Say, Alfa you from Dh? Do I know you?🤷🏻‍♀️

    
    If you're the real Apple...YES. What I mean...do you ever see me attacking LJ, Kitty, Red, Boss or others like them. Maybe we had a few little differences in the past...but they were never seeking to harm others with lies on purpose or trying to break friendships behind the scene. Ell knows who those individuals are and so does Psych. Rock also and he was funny as hell. Also I have nothing against NIS members regardless who they are since I don't know them and yet Lala and Pole already secretly ran to some bashing those they hate. We never had this opportunity to speak freely on DH because when the truth was told we were flagged out unable to give a defense and I never believed in this BS. Tech and Mikey were some of the biggest losers on the site and I'm sure the few fans they have are lurking passing messages.
15. 2018-06-13 at 7:40 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Poast Houston
    I’d rather go to war with my own country. Throw a military coup and install a fascist aristocracy. Purge North America and Europe. Ally with China and Japan. Enslave the third world to build an intergalactic space fleet. Colonize the stars.
16. 2018-06-13 at 8:29 AM UTC

    #36
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    greece, that country is wasted on the greeks.
    
    
    
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