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If your country had to go to war with one other country, and you were in charge of that war, which country would you choose and how would you attack?
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2018-04-08 at 5:15 AM UTCI would run for President in 2028. I will be old enough and, based on my novice calculations, it will be a good year to run as a Democrat. I will then mobilize hundreds of thousands of troops in the Northeast across the Canadian border, rolling over the snow and the maples to seize the cities of Toronto and Montreal. I would execute all of the civilians (minus the baseball teams) and raze their buildings to the ground. Then I would construct a tunnel using US infrastructure funding that leads all the way from Mexico to Quebec, allowing the Hispanics to safely colonize their new territory.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-08 at 7 AM UTCone that could participate in a nuclear exchange
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2018-04-08 at 11:15 AM UTCMy country would get its ass kicked against any first world country, but maybe I'd choose to invade some place with a hot climate and "liberate"/colonise it. Rhodesia or something.
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2018-04-08 at 11:19 AM UTCNew Zealand. Cease all imports and exports between Australia and Zealand. Any other country they attempt to negotiate new imports with, I'll negotiate a better deal for them not to. Will also build a wall around the east side of Australia so they can't migrate. They'll die out on their own after that, stupid fuckers.
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2018-04-08 at 11:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter New Zealand. Cease all imports and exports between Australia and Zealand. Any other country they attempt to negotiate new imports with, I'll negotiate a better deal for them not to. Will also build a wall around the east side of Australia so they can't migrate. They'll die out on their own after that, stupid fuckers.
You guys couldn't even win against the Emus. -
2018-04-08 at 11:38 AM UTC
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2018-04-08 at 11:42 AM UTCRussia, fuck it.
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2018-04-08 at 11:42 AM UTCi would declare a war on war
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2018-04-08 at 11:43 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-08 at 11:50 AM UTC
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2018-04-08 at 11:56 AM UTC
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2018-04-08 at 12:40 PM UTCMexico is not my country, it is China
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2018-04-08 at 12:41 PM UTC
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2018-04-08 at 1:59 PM UTCProbably negotiate a non-aggression pact with France and invade Belgium in a two pronged attack. If the French come from the south and we come from the North we'll keep the Dutch speaking parts of Belgium, the French can keep the French speaking part. Because you know, the Dutch speaking parts of Belgium are historically Dutch lands anyway. Until some fuccbois had the bright idea of Revolution and put this guy called Leopold on the throne, who was a German actually... WTF Belgium?
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2018-04-08 at 2:13 PM UTCI would command my military to attack my citizens and get genocide right for once.
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2018-04-08 at 2:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Probably negotiate a non-aggression pact with France and invade Belgium in a two pronged attack. If the French come from the south and we come from the North we'll keep the Dutch speaking parts of Belgium, the French can keep the French speaking part. Because you know, the Dutch speaking parts of Belgium are historically Dutch lands anyway. Until some fuccbois had the bright idea of Revolution and put this guy called Leopold on the throne, who was a German actually… WTF Belgium?
thats the wrong way of doing it in these modern times.
1st, declare a civil war of some sort in your country.
2nd, send your soldiers / loyalists / patriots and their families across as refugees and asylum seekers.
once the critical mass required has been achieved, you can now participate in and orchestrate their political processes. -
2018-04-08 at 7:15 PM UTCI dunno, something easy, like a small island nation I guess?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-08 at 7:41 PM UTC
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2018-04-08 at 9:14 PM UTCI'd go with Argentina, fuck argies.
Y'all wanna see some distilled autism?
I'd first open relations with Chile and Uruguay hoping to exploit the former's bad relations with argentina and the latter's past border disputes.
Then after moving a carrier battle group to Falkland waters begin an aerial(paratroopers) and naval attack of the lower quarter of the country, diverting their attention away from a Chilean ground assault of the cities and towns west of and including Cordoba, the taking of which will be accompanied by paratroopers and regular army reinforcements.
The battle group will then begin moving up the coast decimating any town or city they come across, once they've destroyed the target marked by 4 black dots surrounding it(the argentinian anti air core) Uruguay will begin their own air and land attacks of the bases and cities closet to their borders supported by an amphibious assault of those same targets.
Once the three pronged invasion is finished and the cities secured I'd completely pull out and return to the Falklands to fortify and leave Chile and Uruguay to their previously promised land and later subsequent border struggles of their own, destabilizing the region.
Possibly then take a side or just let it happen and have a mostly trusting ally in the region, completely worth it to wipe out argies. -
2018-04-08 at 9:17 PM UTC^damn you really took this shit serious
