2018-06-13 at 7:07 AM UTC
Like the taste, the smell, the feeling of eating an olive. It's so sensual, filthy but intoxicating. Dripping with brine, the soft feeling of the soft flesh of the fruit giving way between your teeth, deforming and tearing in your mouth as you chew. A symbol of fertility, the olive is a delicious carnal pleasure connecting dark cannibalistic archetypal clusters with those of sex and creation. The dirty martini sitting on a piano in a midtown bar, the essence of the lonely evening infused with the salty brine and the taboo of alcohol. I want to jerk off with oliveoil now
2018-06-13 at 7:35 AM UTC
aldra
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2018-06-13 at 8:04 AM UTC
One of my cats gets weird when I eat olives. She’ll smell my fingers and rub all over my hand, kinda like when I give her catnip.
2018-06-13 at 8:20 AM UTC
Try them warm. Prepare to jizz your pants.
2018-06-13 at 9:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
Like the taste, the smell, the feeling of eating an olive. It's so sensual, filthy but intoxicating. Dripping with brine, the soft feeling of the soft flesh of the fruit giving way between your teeth, deforming and tearing in your mouth as you chew. A symbol of fertility, the olive is a delicious carnal pleasure connecting dark cannibalistic archetypal clusters with those of sex and creation. The dirty martini sitting on a piano in a midtown bar, the essence of the lonely evening infused with the salty brine and the taboo of alcohol. I want to jerk off with oliveoil now
True story I think my 40 year old roomate stole my bfs expensive olive oil for just that. Who bring olive oil out of their room???
Sorry to kill your mood lanlan.
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2018-06-13 at 11:53 AM UTC
It means you secretly want to bang black girls according to me.
2018-06-13 at 11:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
It means you secretly want to bang black girls according to me.
So if he likes green olives, then he wants to bang an alien!
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2018-06-13 at 11:57 AM UTC
lol it's just an olive nigga
2018-06-13 at 3:17 PM UTC
joerell
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[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
My cat use to go insane for one green olive. He literally would kill you if you tried to take it away and go beserk if you did. In time all I had to say is OLIVE TIME and he'd run to the fridge.
2018-06-13 at 4:33 PM UTC
They're shaped like testicles?
2018-06-13 at 4:38 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Nah.
Exposing your genitalia to the sun is far more erotic. 🌞
2018-06-13 at 5:11 PM UTC
which was why ancient greek and roman men rub olive oil on each other before engaging in nude massages and then finishing off in each others asshole.
olive oils are not erotic, its HOMOEROTIC.
yeass,
erotic, of the homo kind.
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2018-06-14 at 6:43 PM UTC
also when ancient men make peace,
they hold each others olive branch.
