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Dropping my soap and filing a lawsuit ?

  1. #1
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    If I accidentally dropped my soap in the open shower and as a consequence of that, something very, terribly bad, hurtful, irreversible and shameful and traumatic that required years of counseling and reconstructive surgeries ...

    How much could I bring in?

    its high time we held the soap companies accountable for their extremely dangerous products.
  2. #2
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    You’re only getting soap with a rope from now on.
  3. #3
    Bandit Reef Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Kinks You’re only getting soap with a rope from now on.

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  4. #4
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kinks You’re only getting soap with a rope from now on.

    tied to my ankle ???
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  5. #5
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    If you’re in to bending over that much then clearly there is no case for a lawsuit lol
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  6. #6
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    my point is that soaps shouldnt be made that slippery.

    or it should at least have a clear and concise warning label that warns its users so.
  7. #7
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Use liquid soap then
    Pussy
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    When you go to pick up the soap don't bend over. Just slide into the squatting position.
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Manonfire Use liquid soap then
    Pussy

    so you can spend all day picking it up?
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