Fonaplats' Sayonara Sunday

1. 2018-06-10 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   I hope everybody had a great night.
   
   I am so tired of hang overs.
   I puked all over my mom's flowers.
   And I smell funky.
   
   I do not want to live as an alcoholic or drug addict anymore.
   
   
   Last night I scared off probably everyone forever.
   DAMN IT.
   
   
   
   I had a really good time I just got very delusional.
   And that is when I started fucking things up and spending hundreds of dollars on shit I do not need.
   
   I just want to live underground with my friend Kathy the Ghost.
   
   I am sorry but I have to go away now.
   I need to get my shit together.
   
   
   
   I love you all very much.
   
   
   
   
   SAYONARA!
   
   
2. 2018-06-10 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
3. 2018-06-10 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm leaving now.
4. 2018-06-10 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am really leaving.
   Don't know where i am going.
   Do not care either.
   
   
   I need to get away.
5. 2018-06-10 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HOW EMBARESESUBHG
6. 2018-06-10 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have transfered all my fona-funds from savings to checking.
   Called an uber and am heading toward Michigan
7. 2018-06-10 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nope. I should probably stay out of Michigan.
   I do not want to ruin her day by killing her husband.
8. 2018-06-10 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm changing direction.
   Heading for the ocean now.
   I'm going to steal a boat and hit people with my balls.
   My cannon balls.
9. 2018-06-10 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Great news!
   I don't have to look any further for my adventure today.
   I have come across a decent sized lake.
   Originally I was looking for love.
   Then wanted to go find an ocean instead.
   But my fona-funds are only going to get me so far.
   So this lake looking thing will do.
10. 2018-06-10 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    whose husband do you want to kill?
    
    I would like to meet kathy the ghost
11. 2018-06-10 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #11
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    So you're back on Kinkou now?
12. 2018-06-10 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Scrawny the Ghost is better.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet So you're back on Kinkou now?

    
    Shut the fuck up nobody likes you.
13. 2018-06-11 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Found a place to chill and unwind.
    Felt nice seeing some of my fancy fona-friends again.
    We went on a boat.
    Then we ate expensive cheese and drank expensive wine.
    Then we ordered a fancy pizza.
    And then I went back to my mom's basement.
    Where I have been working on rebuilding my life.
    
    
    
    
    
    And I got to see a funny car wreck too.