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Fonaplats' Sayonara Sunday
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2018-06-10 at 3:15 PM UTCGood morning everyone.
I hope everybody had a great night.
I am so tired of hang overs.
I puked all over my mom's flowers.
And I smell funky.
I do not want to live as an alcoholic or drug addict anymore.
Last night I scared off probably everyone forever.
DAMN IT.
I had a really good time I just got very delusional.
And that is when I started fucking things up and spending hundreds of dollars on shit I do not need.
I just want to live underground with my friend Kathy the Ghost.
I am sorry but I have to go away now.
I need to get my shit together.
I love you all very much.
SAYONARA!
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2018-06-10 at 3:42 PM UTC
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2018-06-10 at 5:20 PM UTCI'm leaving now.
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2018-06-10 at 5:41 PM UTC
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2018-06-10 at 5:42 PM UTCHOW EMBARESESUBHG
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2018-06-10 at 6:03 PM UTCI have transfered all my fona-funds from savings to checking.
Called an uber and am heading toward Michigan -
2018-06-10 at 6:15 PM UTCNope. I should probably stay out of Michigan.
I do not want to ruin her day by killing her husband. -
2018-06-10 at 6:31 PM UTCI'm changing direction.
Heading for the ocean now.
I'm going to steal a boat and hit people with my balls.
My cannon balls. -
2018-06-10 at 6:46 PM UTCGreat news!
I don't have to look any further for my adventure today.
I have come across a decent sized lake.
Originally I was looking for love.
Then wanted to go find an ocean instead.
But my fona-funds are only going to get me so far.
So this lake looking thing will do. -
2018-06-10 at 7:09 PM UTCwhose husband do you want to kill?
I would like to meet kathy the ghost -
2018-06-10 at 7:14 PM UTCSo you're back on Kinkou now?
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2018-06-10 at 7:26 PM UTC
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2018-06-11 at 3:20 AM UTCFound a place to chill and unwind.
Felt nice seeing some of my fancy fona-friends again.
We went on a boat.
Then we ate expensive cheese and drank expensive wine.
Then we ordered a fancy pizza.
And then I went back to my mom's basement.
Where I have been working on rebuilding my life.
And I got to see a funny car wreck too.