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Fonaplats' Sayonara Sunday

  1. #1
    Good morning everyone.
    I hope everybody had a great night.

    I am so tired of hang overs.
    I puked all over my mom's flowers.
    And I smell funky.

    I do not want to live as an alcoholic or drug addict anymore.


    Last night I scared off probably everyone forever.
    DAMN IT.



    I had a really good time I just got very delusional.
    And that is when I started fucking things up and spending hundreds of dollars on shit I do not need.

    I just want to live underground with my friend Kathy the Ghost.

    I am sorry but I have to go away now.
    I need to get my shit together.



    I love you all very much.




    SAYONARA!

  2. #2
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
  3. #3
    I'm leaving now.
  4. #4
    I am really leaving.
    Don't know where i am going.
    Do not care either.


    I need to get away.
  5. #5
    HOW EMBARESESUBHG
  6. #6
    I have transfered all my fona-funds from savings to checking.
    Called an uber and am heading toward Michigan
  7. #7
    Nope. I should probably stay out of Michigan.
    I do not want to ruin her day by killing her husband.
  8. #8
    I'm changing direction.
    Heading for the ocean now.
    I'm going to steal a boat and hit people with my balls.
    My cannon balls.
  9. #9
    Great news!
    I don't have to look any further for my adventure today.
    I have come across a decent sized lake.
    Originally I was looking for love.
    Then wanted to go find an ocean instead.
    But my fona-funds are only going to get me so far.
    So this lake looking thing will do.
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    whose husband do you want to kill?

    I would like to meet kathy the ghost
  11. #11
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    So you're back on Kinkou now?
  12. #12
    Scrawny the Ghost is better.



    Originally posted by Helladamnleet So you're back on Kinkou now?

    Shut the fuck up nobody likes you.
  13. #13
    Found a place to chill and unwind.
    Felt nice seeing some of my fancy fona-friends again.
    We went on a boat.
    Then we ate expensive cheese and drank expensive wine.
    Then we ordered a fancy pizza.
    And then I went back to my mom's basement.
    Where I have been working on rebuilding my life.





    And I got to see a funny car wreck too.

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