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The hidden seductive art of juggling

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    Lost for centuries the art of juggling has long been involved in advanced high level sexuality. Just a brief glance you will see jugglers are strange and unique people in general. They also usually moonlight in BDSM, alt fetishes and group sex.

    Why the fuck am I even talking about this?.

    So I'm sitting at crack park and this young girl with blue hair and a purple bike sets down a blanket a few yards in front of me. I'm thinking "daww a loner picnic how cute". Then she pulls out the juggling balls and hula hoop. She spent 5 hours juggling and hoola hooping alone.

    And you know what? Every time those things hit the ground she bends over each time she bent her pants got a little lower. That was not by accident. By the end she was basically doing a strip crawl wiggling her ass with so much skin showing. Ive been walking around all day and each time I'm here I just can't look away.

    She also kept looking back to see if I was looking. But she didnt even say hello what da fuc

    That was some siren song shit "OOPS!, DROPPED ANOTHER ONE HEHEHEHE! SILLY ME!"
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    THIS IS NOT WHY WOMEN JUGGLE
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    is this an enter thread?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You had me at crack park.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I legit used to juggle back in the day.

    I thought having a unique and obscure skill would get me laid.

    It did not.
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