What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?

1. 2018-06-08 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   To maim wud be worse than to kill.
2. 2018-06-08 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fucking trains.
   
   Trains trains trains trains trains
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   • Manonfire
3. 2018-06-08 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #3
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   CO
4. 2018-06-08 at 2:02 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   drink 10 bottles of Bacardi 151 within 1hr...or as many as you can down as quickly as possible...relatively pain free.
5. 2018-06-08 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
   
   or jumping off a skyscraper which would be more fun and you could livestream it for memes
6. 2018-06-08 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #6
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   Listening to your mother in law.
7. 2018-06-08 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   Or cyanide.
8. 2018-06-08 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #8
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
   
   or jumping off a skyscraper which would be more fun and you could livestream it for memes

   
   The fun would be ruined by thoughts of the impending collision...especially if death was not immediate upon it.
9. 2018-06-08 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by joerell Or cyanide.

   
   That would be a terrible way to kill yourself.
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung The fun would be ruined by thoughts of the impending collision…especially if death was not immediate upon it.

   
   do it when fucked up
10. 2018-06-08 at 2:23 PM UTC

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    Sup_mahnigs Houston

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel do it when fucked up

    
    Lol.
11. 2018-06-08 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #11
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    OP said surefire...no better way.
12. 2018-06-08 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's slow an agonizing.
13. 2018-06-08 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #13
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Less than a minute at high dose...surefire is more important.
14. 2018-06-08 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shooting yourself in the chest.
    
    Old women need to make sure they don't blow their kneecaps off.
15. 2018-06-08 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Car in your garage with engine running.
    
    Closed the garage door.
    
    Turn on Pink Floyd's Shine on You Crazy Diamond.
    
    Good bye.
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16. 2018-06-08 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #16
    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Just staple yourself to a large enough bomb
17. 2018-06-08 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It appears to be hanging if you are a faggy tv person.
18. 2018-06-08 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by joerell Or cyanide.

    
    That's quite painful I think
19. 2018-06-08 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Car in your garage with engine running.
    
    Closed the garage door.
    
    Turn on Pink Floyd's Shine on You Crazy Diamond.
    
    Good bye.

    
    So u chickened out ?
20. 2018-06-08 at 4:42 PM UTC

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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by Manonfire So u chickened out ?

    
    There you go assuming shit again.