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  1. #61
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hogs. Hogs eat everything, bones and all.
  2. #62
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    You people do realize that by the time you bought all the acid, barrels, protective clothing, found a location, carried the body to the site, destroyed the evidence and everything else that needs to be done you already set up a nice little forensic profile. Unless you're a hitman your hit isn't random...you're connected to the corpse and person. Even serial killers have some connection to their victim and considering none of you are pros chances of getting caught are very high.

    I found this hilarious.

    https://thoughtcatalog.com/juliet-escoria/2013/12/16-steps-to-kill-someone-and-not-get-caught/
  3. #63
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    It’s almost impossible to kill someone and get away with it.

    Everyone has cell phones and cameras are everywhere.

    If you kill someone you know/have beef with,you’ll be a suspect. They’ll want a polygraph. You’ll fail or refuse. Making you prime. You’ll crack,fuck up. Best to have an alibi and have someone else do the hit.

    Random is easier,but someone will see you eventually and you’ll get caught.
  4. #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Mafia find a bridge or building under construction and check for cement molds which haven't been filled yet, then they come that night and fill the mold with cement themselves and sink the body in it. In the morning, the workers just figured they must have already poured the cement and carry on as usual. 50 years later, the body is still in there, with 100 tons of structure on top of it.
  5. #65
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hogs. Hogs eat everything, bones and all.

    yep, and they shit chunks of them bones out again for the real pigs to find.



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  6. #66
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel It does.

    And yes the self taught man is all of our dead accounts. 30,000 of those posts are mine, the rest is random bullshit.

    It was one of those amazing ideas Lanny has when he's drunk.

    I've got 13K in there. We should turn it into an AI chatbot forum poster that is a composite of our personalities.
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  7. #67
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    The Iceman Richard K the mob hitman murdered over 200 and basically was only caught because he started to brag about his methods to an under cover cop. Best hit...he dressed up like a tranny and did the kill in a busy Gay bar using a little cyanide. Looked like a heart attack and if done right PM's or forensic pathologists don't even look for poisonng. Takes too much time and cutting up the spinal cord usually gives poor results. So study the pros and get rid of our Ex properly.
  8. #68
    When I look at what he did to the others, maybe I had it easier. Sure, he had fine-tuned his process. But I feel I was handled the most gently. His preference for Soilex was something that arose from the bubbled-to-the-surface wisdom his chemist father, Lionel, had imparted. By the time he got to that lair of inhumanity at 924 North 25th Street, Apartment 213, his assembly line process could be summed up by his own assessment, “The Soilex removes all the flesh, turns it into a jelly-like substance and it just rinses off. Then I laid the clean bones in a light bleach solution, left them there for a day and spread them out on either newspaper or cloth and let them dry for about a week in the bedroom.”

  9. #69
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by NARCassist why you think there have been many acid murderers caught but you can't remember a single one caught using biological detergent to dispose of the remains?

    what does that tell you?



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    I've never heard about anybody killing anybody with a toothpick, but that doesn't mean it happens.
  10. #70
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I've never heard about anybody killing anybody with a toothpick, but that doesn't mean it happens.

    that's because you couldn't kill someone with a fucking toothpick you fool.



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  11. #71
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by NARCassist that's because you couldn't kill someone with a fucking toothpick you fool.



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    Yeah you could, people do it all the time. A toothpick is discrete and disposable. You just don't hear about it because everybody who kills with a toothpick gets away with it.
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  12. #72
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  13. #73
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i have done my homework and they are all amateurs. dissolving in acid will leave behind a nasty sludgy liquid that although cannot be used to identify the actual person that was dissolved, can still be analyzed and conclusively say that it was a human body that was dissolved based on the chemical make up of that sludgy liquid. with biological washing powder that would not be possible. that can mean the difference between a conviction and not even being charged. notice the people in your examples were all caught and convicted. if they'd have used biological washing powder solution they would not have been able to prove that a body had been dissolved in there.

    im pretty sure theyll know its a human when they see a skeleton in your drum.

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  14. #74
    Originally posted by joerell Who we killing today.

    The oven escapees
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Yeah you could, people do it all the time. A toothpick is discrete and disposable. You just don't hear about it because everybody who kills with a toothpick gets away with it.

    Alternately you can just ORA ORA ORA a thousand holes into them
  16. #76
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Screwdriver
  17. #77
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Giddy
  18. #78
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS How convenient for you. Not suspicious at all.

    Jealousy is not kawaii.
  19. #79
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader im pretty sure theyll know its a human when they see a skeleton in your drum.

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    Biological washing powder contains enzymes are tiny, tiny organisms which break down fat and soft tissue. You add the powder to hot or warm water (not boiling water, see below) and leave bones in for usually a few days. It helps if the water is kept warm in this time. After you finish, rinse the bones really well other wise the enzymes will keep eating the bone. Then dry them using the method below.

    http://www.jakes-bones.com/p/how-to-clean-animal-bones.html



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  20. #80
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    do you have any idea how long they take to work, concentrations, specific enzymes etc?

    from the look of that excerpt it'll take several days to remove flesh from bones and will damage bones once they're picked clean, but no indication of how long it'd take to destroy them or even if complete breakdown is possible
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