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Ramen protein secret recipe
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2018-06-04 at 9:36 PM UTC
Ramen + eggs + hot sauce = easy protein workout fuel
add wheat thins or jalapeno tortilla chips or sour cream n onion chips for crunch factor
I gave this particular mixup a crunch factor of 4 out of 10 because the wheat things got soggy unusually quickly true story -
2018-06-04 at 9:52 PM UTCive seen homeless people digging rotten trash from behind restaurants that looked more appetizing than that culinary abortion.
news flash: protein isnt a fuel for anything. as a matter of fact...consuming protein before a workout...especially cheese (casein...one of the most laborious proteins to digest)... is a fucktarded idea because the digestion of protein-containing food is an actual stressor to the human physiology and detrimental to workout effectiveness.
in summary, youre a clueless culinary idiot and should stick to what youre good at. sucking dick and stfu. -
2018-06-04 at 9:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock ive seen homeless people digging rotten trash from behind restaurants that looked more appetizing than that culinary abortion.
news flash: protein isnt a fuel for anything. as a matter of fact…consuming protein before a workout…especially cheese (casein…one of the most laborious proteins to digest)… is a fucktarded idea because the digestion of protein-containing food is an actual stressor to the human physiology and detrimental to workout effectiveness.
in summary, youre a clueless culinary idiot and should stick to what youre good at. sucking dick and stfu.
I'm sure you eat dog food and have no culinary skills. -
2018-06-04 at 9:57 PM UTC
Volume II: Ramen Em Up Yo AssThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-04 at 9:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Codebeta I'm sure you eat dog food and have no culinary skills.
youre also sure that santa claus isnt going to rape you in the ass again for christmas this year, like he has every year of your entire pathetic life.
your mother just doesnt have the heart to tell you that its really your uncle dressing up and playing santa. it'd break your little heart. -
2018-06-04 at 9:59 PM UTCthat reminds me. that chick xoxoxowhateverxoxoxox is a dietician...someone kick her in the balls to come in here and make fun of this slop fest.
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2018-06-04 at 10 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock ive seen homeless people digging rotten trash from behind restaurants that looked more appetizing than that culinary abortion.
news flash: protein isnt a fuel for anything. as a matter of fact…consuming protein before a workout…especially cheese (casein…one of the most laborious proteins to digest)… is a fucktarded idea because the digestion of protein-containing food is an actual stressor to the human physiology and detrimental to workout effectiveness.
in summary, youre a clueless culinary idiot and should stick to what youre good at. sucking dick and stfu.
i used to work at GNC I kno my stuff protien fuel is a buzzword everybody kno its comes from carbs but this culinary abortion give me the energy to destroy ur lame posts online or destroy your face in rl soooooo how about
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2018-06-04 at 10:02 PM UTC
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2018-06-04 at 10:07 PM UTCIs this a thread where we can post what we're cooking or things we have cooked..or is it only about what you're cooking..
I only ask because I don't wanna get banned... -
2018-06-04 at 10:11 PM UTC
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2018-06-04 at 10:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by eBagger i used to work at GNC
well. as a former retail flunky at GNC youre obviously a dietetic fucking genius or something. after all...they only hire the best and brightest that graduated at the tops of their doctoral classes then follow that up with extensive and elaborate training while paying the best of all retail establishments.
or.
not.
https://www.truthinadvertising.org/the-packaging-of-various-gnc-protein-whey-protein-products/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexmorrell/2015/03/12/lawsuits-say-protein-powders-lack-protein-ripping-off-athletes/#725e4d977293
i can cutandpast a few dozen more...but i lost interest after two.
youre an idiot
Originally posted by eBagger
i would fuck your face so hard your tonsils would spontaneously convert into ovaries and in 9 months your head would explode from giving birth. -
2018-06-04 at 10:13 PM UTC
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2018-06-04 at 10:16 PM UTCLol.. no
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2018-06-04 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein Is this a thread where we can post what we're cooking or things we have cooked..or is it only about what you're cooking..
I only ask because I don't wanna get banned…
I figured there was already a thread about that but I say you can post what ur cooking this is my thread although I'd prefer it be ramen related but if not das okay post away -
2018-06-04 at 10:17 PM UTCThanks
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2018-06-04 at 10:18 PM UTC
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2018-06-04 at 10:19 PM UTCIt's a homemade sauce and that's strip steak,..it's a take on an Olive Garden dish I like but not going to pay for all the time so I made at home
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2018-06-04 at 10:24 PM UTC
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2018-06-04 at 10:24 PM UTCThank you , no sir I have not wed
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2018-06-04 at 10:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein It's a homemade sauce and that's strip steak,..it's a take on an Olive Garden dish I like but not going to pay for all the time so I made at home
very smart I try and replicate my favorite restaurants meals as best I can as well. Its fun to try and get as close as possible.
One of my favorite restaurants always had this delicious ranch and I always tried to replicate it with fancy ingredients and stuff and a buddy finally got a job there and told me it was just the fucking hidden valley ranch packet with a certain ratio of buttermilk/mayonnaise I was so excited/pissed.
