Fonaplats' Miracle Monday

1. 2018-06-04 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i feel fat
   
   
2. 2018-06-04 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol
3. 2018-06-04 at 1:56 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lucys gonna fucking kill me.
4. 2018-06-04 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tell her to record it.
5. 2018-06-04 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #25
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel i feel fat
   
   

   
   Go on a diet w/ me!!
6. 2018-06-04 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #26
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   rip the other armrest off and toss em.
   
   if questioned claim the chair never had any armrests
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2018-06-04 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Go on a diet w/ me!!

   
   You go on a diet with me.
   
   The meth diet that is.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by A College Professor rip the other armrest off and toss em.
   
   if questioned claim the chair never had any armrests

   
   This could work.
8. 2018-06-04 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thank you for posting pictures Mr. Squirrel.
   Look at this in a positive light.
   Maybe this is God's way of protecting you.
   Maybe you are going to have back problems if you keep using that chair.
   So he loves you and decided to break your chair so not you can stand.
   Or get a better chair.
   I love you Squirrel friend.
9. 2018-06-04 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Update:
   
   I went to get my hairs cut.
   The girls at great clips had nice feet.
   And they were dressed the same.
   I got the thinner of the 2 to cut my hair.
   I liked when she would rub my head.
   It felt good having a human hand on my noggin.
   
   
   
   My hairs are cut!
   
   
   
   Then I walked next door to Tim Hortons and got a blueberry muffin and some coffee.
   
   
   
   Now I am at home with my haircut, coffee and muffin.
   
   
   
   What a great day!
   
   I love you guys.
   I hope you are all having a wonderful Monday.
10. 2018-06-04 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Who was driving?
11. 2018-06-04 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who was driving?

    
    My DADDY!
12. 2018-06-04 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Back in my home town/country there used to be a topless barbers. I was getting my hair cut every couple of weeks.
    
    "Take a little more off the front please darlin"
13. 2018-06-04 at 3 PM UTC

    #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Which one is the thinner one tho?
14. 2018-06-04 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats My DADDY!

    
    As in your father or your daddy daddy?
15. 2018-06-04 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Which one is the thinner one tho?

    
    Um can't you see the pic, I'd say the one on the left
16. 2018-06-04 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um can't you see the pic, I'd say the one on the left

    
    yup. The left one.
17. 2018-06-04 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee As in your father or your daddy daddy?

    
    My father.
18. 2018-06-04 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    What did your dad get from Tim Horton's
19. 2018-06-04 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What did your dad get from Tim Horton's

    
    Nothing.
    I went there while waiting on him to come pick me back up.
20. 2018-06-04 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jeez you should have bought him the same as a thank you for taking you to get your head felt up by a moderately large chick.