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  1. #1
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Does anyone else find those anti-smoking commercials somewhat erotic? That old hag with the stoma...i fantasize about jamming my jackhammer of love so deep into it that when i shoot my load it sprays out her nostrils. While she sings 'wheels on the bus'

    the other bitch whining about how her spawn was hospitalized because she smoked...i want to bend her over that incubator and stick another baby into her...then force her to chain-smoke so it miscarries and she delivers a stillborn slug. then bend her over the mini-casket and start the whole process over. and over. and over...until her uterus falls out. then make the stoma hag be a surrogate mother.

    as far as the male smoking victims...i just want to beat them bloody with a baseball bat as an after-sex treat

    im fairly sure the cigarette companies are behind those commercials with the intention to make them so absolutely fucking stupid people laugh at them
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^would you want your kids to smoke and get cancer?
  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    ^would you want your kids to smoke and get cancer?

    that is wholly irrelevant
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    not really, but I guess that's up for debate.
  5. #5
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Bimp.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^would you want your kids to smoke and get cancer?

    teach your kids about these things instead of relying on government-sanctioned shock images
  7. #7
    During WW2 teachers were teaching kids to hide under desks if there's an attack like Pear Habor. Pretty sound advice. Lol.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah, I think that went as far as the cold war

    in case of nuclear attack, duck and cover!
  9. #9
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    the one where cigarettes made that girl their bitch was funny
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