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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Socks is so dam fat he has the biggest boobs of anyone in this forum.

    i will jam my lucky sock so far up your asshole it will magically convert to a uterus so in nine months the spawn will launch out of your abdomen like an alien chest-burster on meth
  2. Originally posted by infinityshock i will jam my lucky sock so far up your asshole it will magically convert to a uterus so in nine months the spawn will launch out of your abdomen like an alien chest-burster on meth

    I want you to know that as an ass-mother I would treasure our baby and raise it in our faith with great care.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein I want you to know that as an ass-mother I would treasure our baby and raise it in our faith with great care.

    do whatever you want with it. suck its bleeding dick, im sure. sell it for crack if you feel like it.

    im going to be an absentee ass-daddy.
  4. Originally posted by infinityshock do whatever you want with it. suck its bleeding dick, im sure. sell it for crack if you feel like it.

    im going to be an absentee ass-daddy.

    that would be best. I wouldn't want to have to explain the physiology of how i became a single daddy
  5. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Watching the news, and having coffee to try and wake me up.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -mal- Working on a social media strategy for recruiting.

    why would you want to recruit anyone who spends significant time on social media
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Watching the news, and having coffee to try and wake me up.

    go back to bed and you won't have to worry about any of that
  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Waking up on a day off. I’m exhausted. I just worked 3 12s and now I have 3 days off, yeeeehawwww!

    Happy Friday all💥
  9. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Wish I could, fin.


    Enjoy your days off, tech.
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks Ljayzer.😍

    Happy Friday doll!
  11. Need coffee
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Playing with myself, gently.
  13. I just sliced my thigh with a razor blade
  14. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    The Pale Maiden

    The maiden stands so pale,
    So silent, withdrawn,
    Her sweet angelic soul
    Is misery-torn.

    Therein can shine no ray,
    The waves tumble over;
    There, love and pain both play,
    Each cheating the other.

    Gentle was she, demure,
    Devoted to Heaven,
    An image ever pure
    The Graces had woven.

    Then came a noble knight,
    A grand charger he rode;
    And in his eyes so bright
    A sea of love flowed.

    Love smote deep in her breast,
    But he galloped away,
    For battle-triumph athirst;
    Naught made him stay.

    All peace of mind is flown,
    The Heavens have sunk.
    The heart, now sorrow’s throne,
    Is yearning-drunk.

    And when the day is past,
    She kneels on the floor,
    Before the holy Christ
    A-praying once more.

    But then upon that form
    Another encroaches,
    To take her heart by storm,
    ‘Gainst her self reproaches.

    “To me your love is given
    For Time unending.
    To show your soul to Heaven
    Is merely pretending.”

    She trembles in her terror
    Icy and stark,
    She rushes out in horror,
    Into the dark.

    She wrings her lily-white hands,
    The tear-drops start.
    “Thus fire the bosom brands
    And longing, the heart.

    “Thus Heaven I’ve forfeited,
    I know it full well.
    My soul, once true to God,
    Is chosen for Hell.

    He was so tall, alas,
    Of stature divine.
    His eyes so fathomless,
    So noble, so fine.

    “He never bestowed on me
    His glances at all;
    Lets me pine hopelessly
    Till the end of the Soul.

    “Another his arm may press,
    May share his pleasure;
    Unwitting, he gives me distress
    Beyond all measure.

    “With my soul willingly,
    With my hopes I’d part,
    Would he but look towards me
    And open his heart.

    “How cold must the Heavens be
    Where he doesn’t shine,
    A land full of misery
    And burning with pain.

    “But here the surging flood
    May deliver me, cooling
    The hot fire of heart’s blood,
    The bosom’s feeling.”

    She leaps with all her might
    Into the spray.
    Into the cold dark night
    She’s carried away.

    Her heart, that burning brand,
    Is quenched forever;
    Her look, that luminous land,
    Is clouded over.

    Her lips, so sweet and tender,
    Are pale and colourless;
    Her form, aethereal, slender,
    Drifts into nothingness.

    And not a withered leaf
    Falls from the bough;
    Heaven and Earth are deaf,
    Won’t wake her now.

    By mountain, valley, on
    The quiet waves race,
    To dash her skeleton
    On a rocky place.

    The Knight so tall and proud
    Embraces his new love,
    The cithern sings about
    The joys of True Love!
  15. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Trying to get infinity to suk ma dik, oldirtybastard😱
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sancho Trying to get infinity to suk ma dik, oldirtybastard😱

    post nude selfies. thats a good start, handsome and well tanned individual
  17. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Stop quoting me trailertrash..lol
    Loser ha ha loser
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sancho Stop quoting me trailertrash..lol
    Loser ha ha loser

    post nude selfies, nigger. im going to fap to the knowledge that the coyotes used your asshole as their cum repository during the entire pickup-truck drive through the desert.

    and you enjoyed it.

    and all the other handsome and well tanned individual migrants enjoyed watching you enjoy it.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Scratching my thigh facing southeast in direction sitting in a chair with my right foot (sockless) resting atop my left foot (socked).
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Masturbating to that mental image ^
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