2018-06-01 at 7:09 AM UTC
Im buzzed up and looking up death statistics as a man is apt to do and, seems like a third of us are gonna die from heart disease or cancer no matter what we say and also, the rest of us die and even most of us don't die peacefully
Like the odds of passing away peacefully surrounded by family is 1/3.
It's weird to think about. Your more likely than not WEIRD DEATH.
:)
2018-06-01 at 7:11 AM UTC
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2018-06-01 at 7:16 AM UTC
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that was my 10,000th post by the way
2018-06-01 at 7:18 AM UTC
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2018-06-01 at 10:19 AM UTC
I don't feel bad for myself. What will end up happening with me? Will I die in my sleep? Probably not, but whos to judge?
2018-06-01 at 6:43 PM UTC
I actually do think about this but I’ve convinced myself I’m going to die from congestive heart failure.
2018-06-01 at 8:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein
1/3rd of those made no sense and were just you ambien posting and 1/3 were mindless antisemitism, so really it's more like your 3,333rd post.
Easy now, he has nothing against Arabs
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2018-06-02 at 4:50 PM UTC
I masturbate every few weeks.
2018-06-02 at 5:03 PM UTC
I don't want to live to be in my 80s/90s so it's alright. Hope I die face first in a pan of lasagna.