Let Us Hack DH Users Phones & iCloud Accounts & Steal Their Nude Selfies

1. 2018-05-28 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   the nude selfies we all know they have.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-05-28 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You’re only going to find pics of my foster dog, memes, indecipherable objects that I accidentally took pics of while drunk, and maybe one boob.
   
   The one boob isn’t worth it.
3. 2018-05-28 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by ohfralala The one boob isn’t worth it.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace, 
   • RisiR †, 
   • Nil, 
   • RestStop
4. 2018-05-28 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #4
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   But if they can get another boob from another DH'er... that makes two boobs.
5. 2018-05-28 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala You’re only going to find pics of my foster dog, memes, indecipherable objects that I accidentally took pics of while drunk, and maybe one boob.
   
   The one boob isn’t worth it.

   
   post pic of one boob
6. 2018-05-28 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #6
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   One boob is better than no boob
7. 2018-05-28 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   A boob saved is a boob earned.
8. 2018-05-29 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock post pic of one boob

   
   Leave the comedy to the jedis and go drink your moonshine, florida man.
9. 2018-05-29 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   kek, that's why fona wanted their phone numbers
10. 2018-05-29 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    agreed. even if there are no nude selfies we can sell their other pictures to stock photo companies.
11. 2018-05-29 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This whole thread is creepy. Get laid you losers.
12. 2018-05-29 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #12
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I just got laid with my favoritist hand of all time. I put a ring on it. We're soulmates now.
13. 2018-05-29 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I still have no idea what DH is. Donkey Humpers? Draining Homosexuals?
14. 2018-05-29 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #14
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Leave the comedy to the jedis and go drink your moonshine, florida man.

    
    good idea.
    
    crawl into the microwave...ill crank it up to 'flambe' and laugh at you
    
    kikes. so hilarious.
15. 2018-05-29 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #15
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I still have no idea what DH is. Donkey Humpers? Draining Homosexuals?

    
    Date Hookup dawt com supposedly got shut down I guess...
16. 2018-05-29 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #16
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL But if they can get another boob from another DH'er… that makes two boobs.

    
    ......if you build it, they will cum
17. 2018-06-01 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock good idea.
    
    crawl into the microwave…ill crank it up to 'flambe' and laugh at you
    
    kikes. so hilarious.

    
    This is perhaps the lamest joke I have ever read.
18. 2018-06-01 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #18
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala You’re only going to find pics of my foster dog, memes, indecipherable objects that I accidentally took pics of while drunk, and maybe one boob.
    
    The one boob isn’t worth it.

    
    prolly true.. and I like your av.. it's memorizing n shit.
19. 2018-06-01 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #19
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein This is perhaps the lamest joke I have ever read.

    
    obviously since you're the one getting flambe-d.
20. 2018-06-01 at 9:33 AM UTC

    #20
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING

    
    I dumped the frames out in GIMP
    
    it's c code, looks like source for some sort of file/image manager
    
    yeah I've seen GITS, first time I've seen that in a resolution where I could actually read it though
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grimace, 
    • Soyboy