Enter needs a date by this Friday!!! (srs)

1. 2016-10-25 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Okay so I asked my mates for TWO tickets to a concert this friday. I actually asked for these tickets months ago because I assumed I'd have a girlfriend by now, kek.
   
   So anyway, I've got like 3 days to get a fucking date to this concert and I know ZERO women. Well I know a couple but only on a strict name/acquaintance basis. I think those are the ones I'm gonna have to ask.
   
   Any way to go about this? What kind of cunt would say no to a free concert? I don't care about scoring with her, it's just I have to look cool and bring a date to this thing, like I told the rest of the group I would months ago.
   
   I don't want "just take a friend/don't worry about bringing a date" shit replies. I NEED A DATE TO THIS THING OKAY? I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ANYWAY.
   
   Questions:
   
   Where to find girls to ask out?
   How do I ask?
   Any other tips in generalz.
2. 2016-10-25 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm having a fucking panic attack. I'm not gonna be able to find anyone in time, let alone get them to go with me. :( I'm gonna look like a fuckin' loser.
3. 2016-10-25 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Have you thought about advertising on a subreddit? There may be one for your location.
   
   Yeah, reddit tends to be filled with pseudo-intellectual brats, but people in general are awful. There's a good chance you'll find someone who's less awful than the average women (Who's pretty fucking awful, a low bar to pass.).
4. 2016-10-25 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Have you thought about advertising on a subreddit? There may be one for your location.
   
   Yeah, reddit tends to be filled with pseudo-intellectual brats, but people in general are awful. There's a good chance you'll find someone who's less awful than the average women (Who's pretty fucking awful, a low bar to pass.).

   
   
   I thought about advertising online, yeah, but reddit didn't occur to me. Perhaps there's other sites too. Online will be my last resort. Will do it on thursday night.
5. 2016-10-25 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #5
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   What makes you think IRL is superior? On the contrary, if you think about the benefits of the internet, the self-assortativity, ability to enhancement data, lack of need for physical proximity and social networks/ties, it makes it far superior.
6. 2016-10-26 at 10:07 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well, today I asked out this gay guy I flirt with sometimes (for an ego boost). He hasn't replied yet, and it's been like 4 hours. :(
   
   Fuuuuuuck... I'm so stupid. :( I'm so stupid.
   
   IRL is superior because it takes away a lot of the anxiety of not knowing if the person is actually who they say they are, or even who I perceive them to be.
7. 2016-10-26 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   IRL is superior because it takes away a lot of the anxiety of not knowing if the person is actually who they say they are, or even who I perceive them to be.

   
   It's not like girls ever lie about who they are or act in a certain way around you to trick you into liking them or wear makeup and pushup bras to disguise how they really look.
8. 2016-10-26 at 10:36 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's not like girls ever lie about who they are or act in a certain way around you to trick you into liking them or wear makeup and pushup bras to disguise how they really look.

   
   that's right, they literally don't
9. 2016-10-26 at 11:28 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why won't he reply???!! :'(
   
   Ahh... I deserve this. My entire life I've treated women like shit. All this rejection is deserved. -_-
10. 2016-10-26 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No... it can't be true.
    
    I can get a date if I wanted to!
    
    Like a bird in the sky, I believe I can fly!
    
    I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!
    
    
    ......
    
    
    .....
    
    
    
    Clearly I... will go sailing... no more
11. 2016-10-26 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ill be your date anteater.
    
    
    
12. 2016-10-27 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gay guy never replied.
    
    Oh god... what am I gonna do? :( This is so fucked.
    
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
13. 2016-10-27 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dude this is the best thing ever. You are gay nigga! You a straight up faggot because you cant get women.
    
    AND NOT EVEN THE FAG WANTS YOU!
    
    HAHAHAHAHA
14. 2016-10-27 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    dude this is the best thing ever. You are gay nigga! You a straight up faggot because you cant get women.
    
    AND NOT EVEN THE FAG WANTS YOU!
    
    HAHAHAHAHA

    
    
    SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING NIGGER. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
15. 2016-10-27 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hahaha puberty is confusing dude, ive been there. It will get better fella.
16. 2016-10-27 at 8:17 AM UTC

    #16
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He just wants to surprise you silly goose.
17. 2016-10-27 at 10:04 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Well, today I asked out this gay guy I flirt with sometimes (for an ego boost). He hasn't replied yet, and it's been like 4 hours. :(
    
    Fuuuuuuck… I'm so stupid. :( I'm so stupid.
    
    IRL is superior because it takes away a lot of the anxiety of not knowing if the person is actually who they say they are, or even who I perceive them to be.

    
    Bringing a guy when you said you would bring a girl is a bad substitute. Unless you just say to your friends: Yeah dude, this is my date. They might look weird at you but at least you will be honest about your latent homosexuality. And i think it's important to be honest about these things, so more power to you.
18. 2016-10-27 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [greentext]>tfw your gay friend won't even be your date to the concert[/greentext]
19. 2016-10-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
20. 2016-10-27 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Great, now i feel bad you.