2016-10-25 at 5:04 PM UTC
Okay so I asked my mates for TWO tickets to a concert this friday. I actually asked for these tickets months ago because I assumed I'd have a girlfriend by now, kek.
So anyway, I've got like 3 days to get a fucking date to this concert and I know ZERO women. Well I know a couple but only on a strict name/acquaintance basis. I think those are the ones I'm gonna have to ask.
Any way to go about this? What kind of cunt would say no to a free concert? I don't care about scoring with her, it's just I have to look cool and bring a date to this thing, like I told the rest of the group I would months ago.
I don't want "just take a friend/don't worry about bringing a date" shit replies. I NEED A DATE TO THIS THING OKAY? I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ANYWAY.
Questions:
Where to find girls to ask out?
How do I ask?
Any other tips in generalz.
2016-10-25 at 5:10 PM UTC
I'm having a fucking panic attack. I'm not gonna be able to find anyone in time, let alone get them to go with me. :( I'm gonna look like a fuckin' loser.
2016-10-25 at 5:59 PM UTC
Have you thought about advertising on a subreddit? There may be one for your location.
Yeah, reddit tends to be filled with pseudo-intellectual brats, but people in general are awful. There's a good chance you'll find someone who's less awful than the average women (Who's pretty fucking awful, a low bar to pass.).
2016-10-25 at 8:07 PM UTC
What makes you think IRL is superior? On the contrary, if you think about the benefits of the internet, the self-assortativity, ability to enhancement data, lack of need for physical proximity and social networks/ties, it makes it far superior.
2016-10-26 at 10:07 AM UTC
Well, today I asked out this gay guy I flirt with sometimes (for an ego boost). He hasn't replied yet, and it's been like 4 hours. :(
Fuuuuuuck... I'm so stupid. :( I'm so stupid.
IRL is superior because it takes away a lot of the anxiety of not knowing if the person is actually who they say they are, or even who I perceive them to be.
2016-10-26 at 11:28 AM UTC
Why won't he reply???!! :'(
Ahh... I deserve this. My entire life I've treated women like shit. All this rejection is deserved. -_-
2016-10-27 at 7:37 AM UTC
Gay guy never replied.
Oh god... what am I gonna do? :( This is so fucked.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
2016-10-27 at 7:47 AM UTC
dude this is the best thing ever. You are gay nigga! You a straight up faggot because you cant get women.
AND NOT EVEN THE FAG WANTS YOU!
HAHAHAHAHA
2016-10-27 at 8:06 AM UTC
hahaha puberty is confusing dude, ive been there. It will get better fella.
2016-10-27 at 8:17 AM UTC
He just wants to surprise you silly goose.
2016-10-27 at 10:08 AM UTC
[greentext]>tfw your gay friend won't even be your date to the concert[/greentext]
2016-10-27 at 1:51 PM UTC
Great, now i feel bad you.