User Controls

♡My love NIS thread for jill valentine♡

  1. Originally posted by Kinks Anyone going to answer my question about the shorts?

    Because I cannot wear the things in public with the shape of my waist/hips/etc, despite being a size 2/4. They just go straight up my ass, even the long shorts will make my ass look like booty shorts.

    So where is the problem??
  2. Originally posted by Kinks Anyone going to answer my question about the shorts?

    Because I cannot wear the things in public with the shape of my waist/hips/etc, despite being a size 2/4. They just go straight up my ass, even the long shorts will make my ass look like booty shorts.

    I been wearing silver jeans in 95 degree weather each day because I am fucking cursed with the issue of being unable to wear shorts in public.

    Where da pix at? I’m sure you narcissistic assholes have a whole goldmine of a thread full of photos here somewhere already.

    What you mean straight up your ass?



    And prove the big ass since you're wanting pictures so badly.
  3. Maybe a photo of said shorts and ass crack would help us understand
  4. Originally posted by jillvalentine LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO



    I'm seeking help? Strange.
    And i already had two bags of spicy chili Doritos.



    Pole thinks everyone is 19.

    When Pole eats his poison mushrooms even chickens look good. What idiots eats a bunch of mushrooms feeling sick and comes online asking if they're safe or not. LMAO. He probably got his farming degree from Jose's Bar and Grill. Definitely not certified or registered or tested with quality conrol.
  5. Originally posted by Codebeta When Pole eats his poison mushrooms even chickens look good. What idiots eats a bunch of mushrooms feeling sick and comes online asking if they're safe or not. LMAO. He probably got his farming degree from Jose's Bar and Grill. Definitely not certified or registered or tested with quality conrol.

    Pole really eats ya alive eh?
  6. Congrats Code, you just made a post without using the word "troll". Progress!
  7. Originally posted by Kinks Anyone going to answer my question about the shorts?

    Because I cannot wear the things in public with the shape of my waist/hips/etc, despite being a size 2/4. They just go straight up my ass, even the long shorts will make my ass look like booty shorts.

    I been wearing silver jeans in 95 degree weather each day because I am fucking cursed with the issue of being unable to wear shorts in public.

    Where da pix at? I’m sure you narcissistic assholes have a whole goldmine of a thread full of photos here somewhere already.

    Wear them in private only...problem solved. Why complicate your life.
  8. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Why would I post my ass? We were talking about yours? I just wanted to know if you had an answer to my shorts issue.
  9. You brought up your own ass.


    And i have a problem with jeans as much as shorts.
  10. Originally posted by Kinks Why would I post my ass? We were talking about yours? I just wanted to know if you had an answer to my shorts issue.

    The answer to your shorts issue is there is no issue... unless you are a 200lbs heffer shorts up ass crack is a positive thing to share visually with your fellow humans.
  11. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Codebeta Wear them in private only…problem solved. Why complicate your life.

    That’s what I do, but I know the neighbors got binoculars by now to watch me on my walks through the woods in my shorts. Oh well. They probably see my Brazilian swimsuit when I lay out too. I think the only dudes who can see are like 90. Lmfao
  12. Originally posted by jillvalentine Pole really eats ya alive eh?

    No...but he sure is kissing your ass enough hoping to eat you out...LMAO.
  13. Originally posted by Codebeta No…but he sure is kissing your ass enough hoping to eat you out…LMAO.

    As any red blooded male would think.
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    sharing is caring,, jill and kinks need to post these outa control Donks
  15. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    How tf you have a problem with jeans if your ass can’t fall out of the bottom of the back?

  16. Originally posted by Kinks That’s what I do, but I know the neighbors got binoculars by now to watch me on my walks through the woods in my shorts. Oh well. They probably see my Brazilian swimsuit when I lay out too. I think the only dudes who can see are like 90. Lmfao

    Got it...losers like Pole...I understand.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Codebeta No…but he sure is kissing your ass enough hoping to eat you out…LMAO.

    dude, she's kindof in a relationship,, whatever the fuck that means
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As any red blooded male would think.

    No as a total loser would settling for any kind of trash.
  19. Originally posted by POLECAT dude, she's kindof in a relationship,, whatever the fuck that means

    I know...good that she's off the market. Lol.
  20. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Naw I met the old neighbs on each side they were both like Alzheimer’s and real nice, not creeps like bill lmao
Jump to Top