2018-05-27 at 11:31 AM UTC
He simply does not know how to talk to girls... they end up thinking that he's a chump.
2018-05-27 at 11:48 AM UTC
...But it's all about his lump...
2018-05-27 at 12:39 PM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
There's no such thing as a.utism, it's just the state of being Germanic.
2018-05-28 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Why didnt you keep the rhyming going? You disappoint me again.
roses are red
violets are blue
grab your ankles
im going to stick it where your poo
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2019-05-23 at 1:51 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I actually have the exact same problem.
The only gal I ever slept with while sober was when I lost my virginity.
She came over with the sole intention of taking my virginity (I.e. it was already planned)... It still took me like 2 hours just to work my way up to kissing her.
2019-05-23 at 1:52 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Oh, and I might have had morning sex with my two exes here or there.
But my point still stands.
I was always drunk for the initial hookup.
:(
2019-05-23 at 2:13 AM UTC
i've barely had sex sober ever..i mean i guess i've had a decent amount of it. but usually drugs just make it better. i never used alcohol to get laid anyways because i never had game doing that tacky bar pick up shit. also the right kind of girls will think it's interesting if you know about drugs (actually interesting ones like LSD, not the dumb shit we do just to numb ourselves)
