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  1. WHO’S PRETENDING?
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Ok, now that that's settled we can move on to drenching me in your golden nectar.

    ill inundate you with a salty jelly tidal wave the likes of which will make niagra falls look like a drippy faucet
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I am not a narcissistic cunt who takes selfies constantly, and that’s the only photo I had to post with the shot of my hair. And believe me, I’ll rag all day on a enhancement that shaves 20lbs off a face instead of adding a damn flower.

    and did a wee bit o' complexion shenanigans...
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  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala The enhancements never make my face look skinnier. I have to use my hair to cover up my quad chins.


    i would totally hit that threesome...
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks When I use a enhancement like that it warps my face so much I look like an alien. I also cannot make a double chin anymore, tho I used to weigh 100lbs more than I do today. Lost it over the past ten years.

    dont feel bad. a couple of months ago i was 'grossly obese'

    now im just 'severely overweight'

    i look at it as more stuffin' for the lovin'
  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I got nothing against people being overweight, it’s the lying with the enhancements and editing and angles and shit that annoys me. It’s not like you’re kidding anyone by looking awkward trying to appear thinner etc.
  7. god i hate fat people
  8. Well I HATE SQUIRRELS
  9. Originally posted by ohfralala Well I HATE SQUIRRELS

    sorry i didnt know you are fat

    have you tried doing meth and not eating?
  10. Idk have you tried not being a squirrel? You tell me how easy it is for a zebra to change its stripes.
  11. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by Kinks I am not a narcissistic cunt


    You could’ve fooled me.
  12. Originally posted by ohfralala That particular enhancement doesn’t warp my face, just my eyes. Which it’s one of the only ones that doesn’t.

    I almost smothered myself making those extra chins. No more pop tarts for mama.

    😂
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox You could’ve fooled me.

    you should post selfies then the two of you can each have your own pack of beta-orbiters in your respective corners...

    itll be fun...
  14. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    A selfie face-off?! Nah, I think I’m good.

    ✌️out y’all.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox A selfie face-off?! Nah, I think I’m good.

    ✌️out y’all.

    more along the lines full frontal nudity
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Kinks dont listen to the caged beta homosexual that he is.

    I think it's nice. And you look like you have a bit of a swayback by the angle of your hair and back.. nice! take a photo of it all the way to your touche
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  17. Can we crowdfund a dark market hitman to clean up this forum?
  18. Knock yourself out
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Hey Ohfrala.. you aint from LA are you?
  20. No hun
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