SWIM have a date in like maybe tomorrow and my dick is not looking good.

1. 2018-05-29 at 1:22 AM UTC

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   StopBanningMeYouCunt Yung Blood (banned)
   Welcome the thread about nothing.
   Turn back please.
   Do not scroll down.
2. 2018-05-29 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why did I keep scrolling
3. 2018-05-29 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
4. 2018-05-29 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   put makeup on it
5. 2018-05-29 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   StopBanningMeYouCunt Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by ohfralala

   
   You just posted a picture of you with 3 chins.
   Im pretty sure if anyone has the right to be disgusted it would be me.
6. 2018-05-29 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck you and your micro scabby dick Fiona.
7. 2018-05-29 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   I've fapped too much before, but nothing like that. Don't even think of pulling that out for someone else to touch.
   
   Tell then you're saving yourself for marriage.
8. 2018-05-29 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   God I actually have this same problem right now.
9. 2018-05-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I've fapped too much before, but nothing like that. Don't even think of pulling that out for someone else to touch.

   
   I did once with a meth chick after a day of fapping. She said "you beat your dick up!" then proceeded to throw it in a circle for 5 hrs.
   
   Regular chicks yeah don't whip this out.
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10. 2018-05-29 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by StopBanningMeYouCunt SWIM know I shouldn't be jerking the scabs off my dick that i got jerking in the first place but i have been and OMG it is looking pretty bad.
    How do SWIM heal my dick skin in time for my date tomorrow?
    I have been phone-boning a lot lately and it has just ravaged SWIM's once golden cock.
    
    
    

    
    wrap it in duct tape so the chick cant see it then tell her youre practicing safe seks.
    
    and.
    
    how the fuck did you manage that. ive fucked for like 12 hours straight...three days in a row, along with intermittent fucking throughout the week, before and didnt break anything that badly.
11. 2018-05-29 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Soyfaced cock monger I've fapped too much before, but nothing like that. Don't even think of pulling that out for someone else to touch.
    
    Tell then you're saving yourself for marriage.

    
    the only thing you fap to is barnyard animal porn, you blistered-cock faggot
12. 2018-05-29 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dude, I have stayed up for almost 48 hours on meth doing literally nothing but jacking off and I didn't fuck up my dick anywhere near that bad
13. 2018-05-29 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox Dude, I have stayed up for almost 48 hours on meth doing literally nothing but jacking off and I didn't fuck up my dick anywhere near that bad

    
    same, i have no idea what is up with these people lmfao
14. 2018-05-29 at 1:39 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    For the love of god have mercy on that woman and do not go out with her.
15. 2018-05-29 at 1:42 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This thread is now about rotting dicks just about to fall off.
16. 2018-05-29 at 1:45 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    New idea? Have a condom already tied on your soft dick.
17. 2018-05-29 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Jesus Christ use some lube man.
18. 2018-05-29 at 2:31 AM UTC

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    StopBanningMeYouCunt Yung Blood (banned)
    I would like everyone to know that this was not a picture of Fonaplats' dick in those pictures.
    It was someone else's dick.
    And Fonaplats wasn't looking at bloody gross dicks.
    This is what happens when you hate yourself.
    That is all it is.
    I assure you this entire thream had nothing to do with dicks at all.
    Its all auto-correct.
    Very funny Lanny!
    Isn't he the greatest you guys?
    
    Also if you are a girl please call the fona-fone.
    Like I said these was not pictures of Fonaplats' dick.
19. 2018-05-29 at 2:34 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Lil Sporty is such a gay perv to be editing peoples posts puttin torn up dic pics in
20. 2018-05-29 at 2:36 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock ive fucked for like 12 hours straight…three days in a row, along with intermittent fucking throughout the week, before and didnt break anything that badly.

    
    Virgin confirmed.
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