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  1. #21
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    True story, I had to get and I shit myself today....no blood though
  2. #22
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Codebeta Do you have abdominal or chest pains. Any fever, sweating or lower back pain. What color is you urine and do you have any foam forming in the toilt. What drugs are you taking and do you have any known allergies or illnesses. Possible most likely reasons…Hemmoroids, IBS, DD, CD, Leaky Gut Syndrome, leisions, straining wih low fiber, etc. In women…numerous other problems.

    I get chest discomfort sometimes. Also, I break out with massive sweating sometimes but I usually feel cold even on hot days. Last week, I came into work(where its cold) and I started sweating like crazy, literally dripping, out of nowhere. I've had to place towels on my bed because of the sweating. My urine ia somtimes really bright.

    I takw no drugs and have no other issues aside ftom being able to lose weight easily and of course no appetite.
  3. #23
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    colon scope.. they have you flush out your innards first with a quart mix (used to be an entire gallon size of electrolites and super colon cleaner)

    then they give you something for the nerves and go up the pooper.. but you're usually asleep. I'm just curious what kind of questions they ask when you're asleep.
  4. #24
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I get chest discomfort sometimes. Also, I break out with massive sweating sometimes but I usually feel cold even on hot days. Last week, I came into work(where its cold) and I started sweating like crazy, literally dripping, out of nowhere. I've had to place towels on my bed because of the sweating. My urine ia somtimes really bright.

    I takw no drugs and have no other issues aside ftom being able to lose weight easily and of course no appetite.

    that sounds effed up. heart problems comes to mind (not to scare you) and or drug side effects. it's hard to control body temp on certain meds (personal experiences). it could be a virus going around.

    you should walk up stairs and see how far you can make it without tuckering out. find a 40 story building and see if you can get in and climb stairs. sort of a do it yourself stress test (which my cardiologist suggested I do anyways)

    free stairclimber.. who needs to go to the gym. (actually I do)

    sometimes I think you people are mirroring my problems to mock me. I had this shit not long ago. but it stopped.
  5. #25
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I sawa thing on tv about this. I think it was that ahow about shitty jobs. They put a vacuum up his as and pulled his shit out.

    Is this what I need?
  6. #26
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I sawa thing on tv about this. I think it was that ahow about shitty jobs. They put a vacuum up his as and pulled his shit out.

    Is this what I need?

    Well yes.. but you prep for it first. unless you go to emergency for an ER version of it.. they vacuum you out then check you.
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Somwtimes when I shit, not all thw time, there are large ammounts of blood. Not like a small amount, but like large amounts.

    What could it be?

    Ill take a picture next time it happens.

    lock your bedroom door at night and stop sleeping on your stomach.

    problem solved
  8. #28
    Without seeing you face to face no one can know for sure. So, visiting a Dr would be a wise choice at this point since the issue has continued. Chest discomfort could be due to acid, H-Pylori bacteria or poor vagus nerve fuction due to stress...worse heart. Yet, with lots of sewating, cold feet due to poor ciculation if you feel no pulse at the ankles, blood loss, easy loss of weight with no appetite it points to something more chronic rather than acute or moving to acute. It could also be simple like bad allergies or hidden issues. See a Dr as I said and be sure to only take meds you really need. No trial meds or ones where there is no diagnosis or prognosis. You don't want to worsen the problem and remember even anxiety can cause this or depression.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I sawa thing on tv about this. I think it was that ahow about shitty jobs. They put a vacuum up his as and pulled his shit out.

    Is this what I need?

    If you do an enema without needing one you can make the condition worse or just complicate getting a diagnosis. List all your symptoms, when they started and you mental status. Also list any allergies or medical problems you had. Go early in the morning when the day shift comes on and after all the tests if heart function seems ok as to visit a GI specialist. GPs are useless and it takes too long to be examined. Don't overdo the explanations and stick to specifics.
  10. #30
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Oh shit...

    https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/2018/05/29/salem-drinking-water-contaminated-children-advised-avoid-tap-water/654066002/
  11. #31
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    did you finally go see a Lower-GI specialist?
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock did you finally go see a Lower-GI specialist?

    im a lower GI specialist.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by infinityshock im a lower GI specialist.

    This isn't funny. If you didn't intend it to be funny then its intentional disruption.
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Oh shit…

    https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/2018/05/29/salem-drinking-water-contaminated-children-advised-avoid-tap-water/654066002/

    at least it's not lead this time.

    is it too far-fetched to wonder if bottled water companies lobby against public infrastructure maintenance and improvement?
  15. #35
    OP fever ain't good, that and the blood probably mean it's diverticulitis. That's when your intestines start to bulge outwards in pouches, so digesting matter gets stuck in there, like a corridor that goes no where. Does your poopoo ever smell bad, or you get gassy or other symptoms along those general parameters?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I sawa thing on tv about this. I think it was that ahow about shitty jobs. They put a vacuum up his as and pulled his shit out.

    Is this what I need?

    I can always suck it out of your ass. I'll save you a lot of trouble and I do love to swallow. Just sayin
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Is it bright red or dark?

    and how big is your boyfriend?
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein This isn't funny. If you didn't intend it to be funny then its intentional disruption.

    if you want funny post pics of your genital region.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I sawa thing on tv about this. I think it was that ahow about shitty jobs. They put a vacuum up his as and pulled his shit out.

    Is this what I need?


    in my expert opinion to remedy your dys-fun-ctional pooper youre in need of a stapled transanal resection of the rectum.
  20. #40
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock lock your bedroom door at night and stop sleeping on your stomach.

    problem solved

    it only worked for you becos your fat and its a bitch to roll you over.
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