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Fonaplats' Shit I Slept in Saturday

  1. 2018-05-26 at 7:43 PM UTC
    #21
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    dang thats 2 bad about standing up ur aunty.

    i just put clothes on cuz i been naked surfing NIS but finally i got up.

    i just put pizza rolls in the toaster oven, started coffee, and cracked a bier.

    unfortunartely i havent used the coffee maker in a week and i left old grains in tehre and there was a lil mold spot on top....

    i guess we will see what happens
  2. 2018-05-26 at 7:45 PM UTC
    #22
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by A College Professor dang thats 2 bad about standing up ur aunty.

    i just put clothes on cuz i been naked surfing NIS but finally i got up.

    i just put pizza rolls in the toaster oven, started coffee, and cracked a bier.

    unfortunartely i havent used the coffee maker in a week and i left old grains in tehre and there was a lil mold spot on top….

    i guess we will see what happens

    Isn't a toaster oven like a million times better than a regular toaster tho??
  3. 2018-05-26 at 7:45 PM UTC
    #23
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    That mold is a hallucinogen


    Enjoy brah....
  4. 2018-05-26 at 7:46 PM UTC
    #24
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Isn't a toaster oven like a million times better than a regular toaster tho??

    No


    Next question please
  5. 2018-05-26 at 7:46 PM UTC
    #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor dang thats 2 bad about standing up ur aunty.

    i just put clothes on cuz i been naked surfing NIS but finally i got up.

    i just put pizza rolls in the toaster oven, started coffee, and cracked a bier.

    unfortunartely i havent used the coffee maker in a week and i left old grains in tehre and there was a lil mold spot on top….

    i guess we will see what happens

    take your clothes off and post selfies
  6. 2018-05-26 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #26
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand No


    Next question please

    Wha....? You must be feverish. You simply must.
  7. 2018-05-26 at 7:50 PM UTC
    #27
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    well hopefully it does make me see things, but i put a new enhancement and grains in so its all gone but it probably spored out or something gross in there where i cant see it.

    toaster ovens are really cool and awesome, yeah!

    TODAY IS GOING TO BE AWESOME, HAPPY MEMORIAL WEEKEND EVERYONE!
  8. 2018-05-26 at 7:50 PM UTC
    #28
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    MY TOSTER JUST DINGED THAT MEANS ITS CHOW TIME
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2018-05-26 at 7:51 PM UTC
    #29
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wha….? You must be feverish. You simply must.

    I th8nk it’s Ebola 😳
  10. 2018-05-26 at 7:52 PM UTC
    #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Bon appetit!
  11. 2018-05-26 at 8:48 PM UTC
    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Update.
    I have done something with my day.
    After showering and eating I locked myself out of the house.
    Not being able to get back inside I went to my dad's house.
    Once there I unloaded some rocks out of his truck and then sat on his couch and drank some beer.
    My mom was on her way home so I went back home too.
    And now I am inside.
    Fully awake and having accomplished some goals.

    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Smh. So disappointed in you. I was kinda admiring you for being so responsible and shit something I will never be but you had me thinking maybe I could change my ways. After this valuing your sleep more than breakfast with your aunt. I am so shocked and appalled. I don't recognize the once great and now fallen Fon

    Well you'll turn out to a bum in life now I just know it.

    I was disappointed too but I have to remember that I can only stay disappointed if I do not learn from my mistakes.
    I can not learn from my mistakes if I can not recognize my mistakes.
    I did recognize my mistake.
    Therefor I am able to do something about it.
    This has been a first in my recovery and I intend to resolve the issue through trial and error.
    That is the only way I know how.
    So from now on I will manage my time better (go to bed early when I have to get up early).
    Buy an alarm clock or set the one on my phone.
    I will create a better routine for myself that will allow me to live a healthier more fulfilling life.
    It is very important to remember that when trying to do the next right thing that...



    So long as I continue to try each day to accomplish something and make my life better I will be ok.
    Doesn't matter if I screw up so long and I learn from my screw ups.

    I am grateful that I missed my morning today because it has allowed me to realize that I am not very much a morning person.
    And it also helped me realize that drinking a 40 on top of my sleeping pills will knock me the fuck out.
  12. 2018-05-27 at 12:57 AM UTC
    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I understand you a lot better now and I can say I am very proud of you Fon. Keep it up bro.
  13. 2018-05-27 at 1:05 AM UTC
    #33
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    I did not want to get up today.
    I slept until 1 and now I feel bad because I neglected more responsibilities.
    I did not go through with plans I had made with people.
    And my awesome Saturday is starting in the afternoon and I look like crap.\

    Your right eye looks like you have conjunctivitis

    better have that looks at
  14. 2018-05-27 at 1:06 AM UTC
    #34
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor MY TOSTER JUST DINGED THAT MEANS ITS CHOW TIME

    Did you make enough for everyone?
  15. 2018-05-27 at 1:07 AM UTC
    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Toaster ovens are life.
  16. 2018-05-27 at 1:09 AM UTC
    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m heating up pizza rolls because I wanna be like ACP and also because Fiona just yelled at me on the Fona Fone about being tired so now I’m emotionally eating.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. 2018-05-27 at 2:12 AM UTC
    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m heating up pizza rolls because I wanna be like ACP and also because Fiona just yelled at me on the Fona Fone about being tired so now I’m emotionally eating.

    call me bacl.
    I said i was waking up\
  18. 2018-05-27 at 2:14 AM UTC
    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sorry everyone. I have been super lethargic today.
    I ate a lot of junk food too.
    Now I am drinking Strawberry daiquiri wine coolers
  19. 2018-05-27 at 2:40 AM UTC
    #39
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I don't do drink and never been a drug user (except pot)

    now I don't even smoke pot.


    im craving coconut cake right now
  20. 2018-05-27 at 3:43 AM UTC
    #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Now I am drinking Strawberry daiquiri wine coolers
    [i//i.imgur.com/zoyXqRa.jpg


    do they taste like roofies?
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